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crumplefingers

when a small child goes up to his parents and requests his pocket money, he is refused so the child grinds his parents up with a mincer until all that is left is their crumpled little fingers.
little andy richens did a crumplefingers on his parents, they were sorry they didn't give him the 50p he asked for
by michael razen November 14, 2006
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

that's just the way things happen...used by housewives from wisconsin who have not yet joined the 21st century
well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles
by l.a. rockstar May 28, 2004
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Crumpled

by Cooldude1770 November 27, 2018
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court crumple

The awkward "falling to the court" celebration performed by a tennis player after winning a match.

The classic crumple features a twisting contortion of the upper body while the legs fold underrneath. Crumpling is highly ironic in that it usually follows spectacular feats of physical skill and endurance. Crying (for men) is a common, but not required, punctuation to the crumple.
Announcer: T. Ennis serving for match point here at 40-15.

Sound effect (p-thok)

Announcer: Buster String goes way wide to get it and belts it to the deep corner, but Ennis LEAPS AND PUTS IT AWAY FOR THE MATCH!

Sound effect (crowd roar, clapping)

Announcer: Ennis court crumples to celebrate the victory. That was lame. At least he's not - wait - yeah, he's crying.
I wish the men were more manly like the women.
by Capt. Craptastic May 19, 2010
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Apple Crumbles

When you crumble a booger (boogoo) onto the person sitting next to you.
Apple crumbles!!!! (This of course is yelled whilst the crumbling is happening.)
by freedomfries July 8, 2014
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Mrs. Crumplebottom

Someone who is opposed to PDA, nudity and the like, as well as having many old-fashioned ideas and views and dressing up in Victorian style clothes.
Named after a character in The Sims franchise with the same mannerisms.
Mrs. Crumplebottom totally interrupted our date and hit me with her purse!
by Ainrana December 19, 2011
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Crumple Melt Grin

The name originating initially from the character Rumplestiltskin, a Crumple Melt Grin is a facial expression imitating a melting, crumpling face.
"arrrghhh my face looks like a Crumple Melt Grin!"
"Stop giving me the Crumple Melt Grin, it's freaking me out."
"*Roooaaarrr* Crumple Melt Grriiinnn"
by Ok-Alright. April 6, 2008
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