crumpet chunking

this is where a person will choke on a greedy mouthfull of crumpet and proceed to puke it back up in large pieces

Q. Where is Kev?

A. He is in the kitchen crumpet chunking his greedy face off!!!

by smiler2 July 26, 2009

Crumpet boy

Crumpet boy saves the world (specifically England) from negativity tea drinking experience. He has worked his entire life at this important beautiful job! He should be proud to cause so much joy for England in this time of Brexit. Amongst other of the country’s many horrors he has restored hope in the country’s eyes!

Look it’s crumpet boy he will help us to feel slightly less miserable while we await BREXIT

by Iminclassrightnow June 9, 2019

T-bag and crumpets

The act of T-bagging someone or something and leaving pubic lice on or above there eye line/on there eye brow(s).

Jenny:Damn it!!......
Person: What?
Jenny: I had to shave me eyebrows last night.
Person: Why?
Jenny: Because i had some T-bag and crumpets last night.
Person: Oh, well at least it was just your brother that gave you the lice. It is nasty to get lice from people you don't know.

by TwistedFaith June 6, 2010

Buttering the crumpet

to ejaculate semen onto a partners anus

after gaining my brown wings, i enjoyed buttering the crumpet

by Ginger kite sack June 14, 2011

Cumlet

When an extra trickle of cum leaks out of your penis after ejaculating.

I hate it when I put my penis away after masterbating and a cumlet leaks out.

by 49Aynsley June 5, 2019

Grumpy Crumpet

-descriptive.

1. Grumpy Crumpet - A term used to describe a solumn looking / sounding /acting person.

"My mother has just passed away"

"You're a fucking Grumpy Crumpet"

by I like fruit September 15, 2009

Crumpets

1) a biscuitty thingy peoples eat in England.
2) an STD similar to crabs, but like, different.

1) I will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!

by moony November 18, 2003