croissant nigger

a french white person who acts black

french guy: oui oui baguette comment va tu mon negro?
black person : god you're such a "croissant nigger"

by irapefagniggas December 05, 2024

Heated Croissant

When someone has sex for so long that their vagina is warm from all the friction.

I had sex with her last night, and I touched her afterwards and she had a heated croissant. vagina sex

by fannyexpert23 March 08, 2016

Alien Croissant

To anally probe someone with a croissant.

Noah: Hey Peirce, how are you today?
Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks

by RealEinstien January 31, 2024

Croissant Fever

When your homeboy will settle at nothing until he gets a croissant.

Jack: “Yo Steve, wanna go to the park?”
Gary: “Sorry Jack, but Steve has croissant fever. He’s not going anywhere until he gets a croissant”

by SchemeCap January 11, 2018

Croissanting

V. The act of sexual intercourse with a 🥐

We was croissanting last night

by Dafuq.nig January 14, 2021

Croissant Lord

some person online (totally not me) who is an idiot

Croissant Lord

by (totally not) Croissant Lord October 30, 2023

La Croissant

A word used to express your excitement about something.

Jessica: "We have a substitute instead of Mr. Jenkins today."
Jordan: "La croissant!"

by IHRN September 28, 2018