Rest In Peach Croissant

Dank af.

Take it easy on those Rest In Peach Croissants, bruv. The croissants made in Cali are danker than what we get on the east coast.

by RIP Croissant June 14, 2018

german croissant

When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up

Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook up” a German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks

by Tyler crock August 1, 2018

La Croissant

A word used to express your excitement about something.

Jessica: "We have a substitute instead of Mr. Jenkins today."
Jordan: "La croissant!"

by IHRN September 28, 2018

Ur aunt a gay croissant

Worse than your brother a mother.

Bob:ur mum gay
Joe:ur dad lesbian
Jimbo:ur granny tranny
Joe:ur grandpap a trap
Mary Poppin:ur sister a mister
Guy:ur brother a mother
You:Ur aunt a gay croissant
*everyone else dies*

by Daboder2 May 25, 2018

Croissant

Croissants are evil, if you eat a croissant you are an evil person.

Oh no its the Croissant tribe!

by Baguette4lyfe August 10, 2019

Croissant Fever

When your homeboy will settle at nothing until he gets a croissant.

Jack: “Yo Steve, wanna go to the park?”
Gary: “Sorry Jack, but Steve has croissant fever. He’s not going anywhere until he gets a croissant”

by SchemeCap January 10, 2018

moldy croissant

A dick infected with Std and has erectile dysfunction.

Oh shit you have the moldy croissant. Stay the fuck awqy from me

by Djcannon April 3, 2017