Crapathy

A state worse than apathy, created from a working environment of 'shit'. Those in a state of crapathy have lost all motivation to even perform vital bodily functions such as defacation due to demoralisation in the workplace.

"This job has left me in a state of crapathy. I haven't shit for a week and don't even care!"

by Rocky Marshmellow III April 1, 2009

Crapalyst

The new name for ATI's Catalyst video card drivers.

Will they ever improve their drivers are keep adding more useless features? New driver releases fix one issue and create five new ones.

by Ed February 27, 2005

crapaud

A frog or toad. Used in Trinidad and Tobago in the Caribbean (and maybe elsewhere) - pronounced 'crappo' (emphasis on the 'a'). The word is probably of French origin. The small variety of frog that lurks on walls and can jump really far is known as the 'flying crapaud'.

Girl: Oh me lawd oi, look a flying crapaud up there!!
Guy: Relax yourself.

by Escheresque October 23, 2007

crapaphobia

The irrational fear that one might actually see his or her poop before flushing the toilet.

Ann has such a severe case of crapaphobia that she once fell down and broke her arm in the bathroom while trying to frantically reach for the flusher handle.

by maxn512 June 27, 2008

craparoni

mixture of crap and macaroni. Used when you did something wrong.

Craparoni, I forgot to pick my sister up from soccer practice.

by babygrl March 19, 2004

crapapple

an peice of excretion that its impressivly large in size and shape

the poo i just droped was a crapapple, it tore my ass on tha way out

by mike lennon March 13, 2003

crapalanche

When all your various papers, books, clothing, etc. piles up so high that parts of it topple over, you've got yourself a crapalanche.

Avalanche of crap.

Debby is such a slob. She has mountains of stuff everywhere in her house. Once time I saw the cat brush against one of them and nearly get buried in the crapalanche.

by donameche January 4, 2010