you, me, crafting table

you're about to get laid.

person 1: tonight, you, me, crafting table

person 2: oh fuck-

by katkit27 November 8, 2020

Cleft of venus

The most perfect, tightest, V shaped pussy. These pussies are the Holy Grail of female genitalia. instead of saggy, ears and flaps, there 2 tight lobes that are visible.

Guy 1: Due, my girlfriends pussy is so tight!
Guy 2: she probably has a cleft of Venus.

by the rooster of cornville January 6, 2012

Cleft Bag

any mild deformity of the scrotum particularly accented by an excessively stunted midline fibrous septum

Jim's shyness around women arouse from what he felt is a deformed bag, which his doctor called a "cleft bag"

guy1: Jim's got a fuicked up bag
guy2: what you mean? from an accident or sumthin?
guy1: no it's a cleft bag
guy2: what that?
guy1: kind of like Joaquin phoenix except on your bag

by tjspoker2 December 11, 2012

star craft

A common misspelling of starcraft.

There is no space in starcraft. Star craft is incorrect.

by m2pt5 January 24, 2003

craftsnatcher

Craftsnatcher: by all accounts an untalented or unoriginal person who chooses to pass off the work of artists and otherwise crafty people as their own.

Craftsnatch: a)see above b)the act of stealing or reselling another's handicraft

Craftsnatcherous: like the kid at the next desk eyeballing your paper during an exam, a craftsnatcherous person sniffs around forums and craft fairs seeking ways to copy other people's work.

Craftsnatchity: a)see above b)when someone's behavior is suspiciously craftsnatcherous

"I can't believe you're not ashamed of your blatant craftsnatchery!"

by water September 18, 2007

craftmatic

Female who is willing and fully adjustable to any sexual position

2 chains raps "fat rabbit on that craftmatic"

by Mr. Slice April 30, 2015

Craft

Put something together and combine them to make something.
E.g.
Red+yellow=orange

Jeff use his items and crafted a sword.

by KellyTheGamer98 March 21, 2017