crapper john

It is how a certain Neanderthalish man from Indiana feels, due to being 46 with no sexual experience...with woman.

Get a cork, Dont crapper on yourself John, just because I am too much woman for you...

by ClarrisaKnowsAll April 23, 2005

crapper wrapper

Toilet paper; used to wrap the gifts one leaves in the khazi.

"Dammit, I was cheek-to-the-seat when I realized there's no toilet paper!"

"Don't worry, I'll nip to the shop on the corner for some crapper wrappers"

"Hurry up, I'm bursting. Grab me a Mars bar when you're there, to replace the chocolate bar I'm about to drop"

by Mr. Dingleberry January 2, 2009

Crapper Tapper

A Crapper Tapper is another name for "Fudge Packer's".
It's when you Tap the Crap with your penis, while its inside the others ass. Usually used to make fun of 2 guy's who are close and always together.

God...Ryan and Steve are such Crapper Tapper's.

by Mighty M August 3, 2009

crapperdoodle

its is the same as crap but has a more innocent presence. it can also be said around younger audiences such as children ages 4-8. the doodle part is from the poodle, because they wanted to make a word less bad and make it sound more as if its an animal instead.

*drops stapler on shoe,staple goes into shoe..* "OH CRAPPERDOODLE! how am i gonna get this out?!"

by limbo4two September 28, 2009

crapperjack

A handjob given to a person on the toilet who is attempting to defecate.

That's as disruptive as a crapperjack.

by John Gonzales March 8, 2011

craperie

An Anglo-French portmanteau word that defines loo in an alternative way

The restaurant across the road has excellent craperie facilities.

by wordcreator April 17, 2013

Craizer

Piercing rays that crazy bitches shoot out of their eyes, usually between 620-750nm on the visible spectrum. Not lasers, craizers.

That Susan is shooting me craizers! Shit, I'm like a fly drawn to light.

by shabazpimpin August 21, 2013