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Slow Internet Connection

Any page that takes longer than 5 seconds to load.
5 seconds: Damn it this page isnt loading! *Shut Down* Now you show up! Stupid Slow Internet Connection.
by Faatemalea November 9, 2010
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West Side Connection

"The threat to the world is not over.
As we speak, our futures in grave danger

Ice cube, Mack 10 and W.C. are...MASTERS OF GANGSTERIZM.

A group of organized street thugs turned business men
The Gangster, The Killa, and the Dope Dealer.

Through out the western hemisphere connection cells have been multiplying faster then anticipated.
World domnination is a true reality we must face, it is...upon us.

Capitalism, Materialism, and Imperialism, our world must never fall in the hands of the WESTSIDE CONNECTION."

So what the fuck we gon do now

What the fuck are we gonna do now?"
"So what the fuck we gon do now
What the fuck are we gonna do now?"
by the_masked_magician00 December 5, 2004
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google correcting

when one corrects you by saying... 'did you mean'...
I have Lord & Taylor taste with a dollar store pock-a-book.
Friend replies w/ 'did you mean', pocketbook.
Are you google correcting me?
"Google, helping dumb people look smart on the internet since 1998".
by smpetitjean September 19, 2009
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correctitude

I noticed a correctitude in the spelling of my previous example.
by Steve T March 1, 2005
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connection master

A connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. A connection is between a pair; once the connection masters have connected them they are a 'thing'. They work in pairs and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a pair of connection masters working and there will not be another pair until they have resigned.

There are rules to being a connection master; firstly you can't make connections with bad intentions. Secondly you can’t be connected, like ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case they are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...
Max and Ella (the connection masters) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other and screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were then connected.
by connection master January 8, 2013
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connectionship

is a poetic journey that explores love, pain, joy, confusion, society- LIFE.
They couldn't really call what they had a relationship, it was a connectionship.
by Veronica Adams June 20, 2015
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asterisk corrective

Chat-room operative used to corect a typo made in a previous post.

correct*
ChatroomTool123: There's no way that your information is corect!

ForumTroll69: Maybe you should use an asterisk corrective there, buddy.

ChatroomTool123: correct*
by trollington December 6, 2010
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