council telly

Any non-satelite, non cable TV station that is free-to-air.

"Have you seen the latest episode of the exciting TV serial Lost"
"no, I'll have to wait until it comes on the council telly"

by Sean McB October 13, 2007

Cooncing

1.) When you flirt with a girl, but have absolutely no end-game
2.) When you spike your hair like Edward Cullen
3.) When you wear v-necks and flail your arms
4.) General unruliness

the present tense of the verb "coonce"

I was cooncing with this girl, needless to say, nothing happened.

by AvEsk September 29, 2010

Evil Council

A roleplaying community directed towards superhero movie evil.

"I'm in the Evil Council!"

by Shaon June 8, 2005

council rock

One of the top school districts in Pa, not to mention the richest. Here you'll find a plethora of Mercedes and BMWs parked in the high school parking lot, and, I kid you not, some of them hottest looking kids in Pa, who live in huge houses, score ridiculously high on the SATs, take pricey vacations, don't ever have to get jobs cause their parents pay for everything, and who go on to be the richest and most successful people among their competition. We're naturally smart and undeniably well dressed. If you meet an even slightly stuck up person, you can pretty much better they're from Council Rock. We're sexy, rich, conceited snobs and we're fucking proud of it. We are CR.

Council Rock School District

by EGS March 31, 2005

Parents Television Council

Gays in denial

Hey, have you heard about the Parents Television Council?

Yeah, they hate on shows with sexual themes because even though they don't have any children at all. They're just gays in denial and hate being reminded of it.

by Classic_For_Real December 20, 2010

Council Gold

A particularly garish yellow-gold jewellery favoured by chavs, pikeys and viewers of The Jeremy Kyle Show - thick hooped earrings, sovereign rings and tongue studs in particular. See the Elizabeth Duke range at Argos.

Middle class university student 1 on bus: "See that girl pushing that pram, eating a box of KFC, with her fat belly sticking out and tattooes everywhere...."

Middle class university student 2 on bus: "Yup"

Middle class university student 1 on bus: "Bet her clit's pierced with council gold.."

by Meringue Garcia October 12, 2007

council gritter

Anus
Council Gritter= Shitter

Have you told your girlfriend to try poppers? Apparently they make her want to take it up the council!

by Baldrick March 28, 2005