Construction Guy

Construction Guy
(Noun) A guy or gal who looks like there working but they are not. usually your boss

Zack: See all those construction guys?
Shane: Those ones not working
Zack: Yeah

by Sneakaround July 11, 2011

Construction Cone

An old fashion butt F*&king, with nothing but spit as lube.

Person 1: "I heard his girl likes the construction cone."
Person 2: "Really?! so does Steve"

by Havoker July 15, 2011

constructioneering

The act of designing or engineering something, while in the process of creating or building it.

Person A: Do you know how you're going to build that wall?
Person B: Yeah, going to do some constructioneering.

by adamd May 21, 2014

constructions

n. Instructions, often included with a model or pice of furniture, detailing how to properly assemble something.

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That bookshelf does not look stable Aliyah. Did you follow the constructions?

by gnostic3 April 21, 2018

Construction buster

When u aggressively fuck someone at a construction site, often done without a condom

Dave: wow, u really did Julia yesterday

Ronald: yeah, it was really a construction buster

by Markfucker May 24, 2019

Philly Construction Crew

A sexual act wherein hot tar is funneled into a woman's anus, the man then has his way with her before the tar hardens.

John had ordered his driveway to be paved so that he could use the leftover tar to give Sally a Philly Construction Crew.

by The Horny Badger July 26, 2011

parallel construction

The government broke its own laws and violated your rights. But fuck you, bro, nothing you can do about it. You going to jail.

Cop: We didn't have reasonable grounds to stop and search.

Prosecutor: Get up to date man! No problem! I'll just use a parallel construction.

by mrdobolino December 7, 2016