cowfucker

A tall thin man boy from the midlands region of Zimbabwe who likes zinjathropuses ,weed ,porn and exhibits gay behaviour most times

Mr Dube if you keep on acting like that you are being a cowfucker

by derickbeltz September 10, 2018

Confucked

A hybrid of Confused and Fucked, when your brain is at the absolute point where you’re so mind-fucked and confused you have no idea what is going on.

Dude, I’m so confucked right now...

by Daaavsdaman March 14, 2019

confuckure

When you attempt to customize a piece of tech gear with nonconforming software and end up bricking the device.

I was trying to update my old phone but it ended up confuckured.

by Canadian Daddy Mack January 6, 2020

Confucked

Confused and thinking what the fuck about something you don’t understand

“Can you teach me how to shit” - ur mom
._. *blank face* - you
“Why you look so confucked”- ur mom

by Dizzy_izzy_whores March 5, 2020

confucked

when you get confused between the salt and pepper and fuck your brothers dad

“my therapist thinks i’m in sane because i told her about the confucked incident”

by anonymous April 10, 2022

Confucked

Beyond fucking confused.

I am entirely confucked as to what is going on right now.

by Duckie45895 May 15, 2022

Cowlicker

Someone whose hair's cowlicks is incredibly obvious

Hey, look at that cowlicker over there, they should really use a haircut!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 21, 2023