Confederate flag

The sexual act of sticking a confederate flag up one’s vagina or anus. Often very stimulated.

I did confederate flag yesterday.

by Balls Obama September 22, 2023

confederate flag

used for people who have piss/shit kinks

just ordered myself a confederate flag! #ilovepiss

by orcasoup September 28, 2021

Confederate flag

A piece of cloth.

A Confederate Flag doesn't make some kid want to start a race war, it's just a piece of cloth. Lots of people that don't try to start a race war have one in their yard, so it can't be the flag that makes somebody like that.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Confederate Flag

Also known as the "Southern Cross," it is flag with a red field with a blue saltire (diagonal cross), trimmed with white, with 13 white stars used to represent Incestsexuals.

William: Have you seen Robert's new Confederate flag?
Mary: Yeah! I glad to see he's finally showing his southern pride and coming out as Incestsexual.

by PleaseWriteYourNameHere August 18, 2024

National Kick a Confederate Day

December 15th
You can go kick a traitor in the place it hurts

Bill: Yo it's National Kick a Confederate Day!!
Issac: Let's go bro!!

by Shiny the borgor December 15, 2023

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

by Random Words & Definitions May 29, 2024

Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 14, 2018