Cowelling

When the outline of a Gentleman's Junk can be seen through his trousers, almost vacuum packed.

Cowelling usually occurs when one undertakes the style of trouser wearing pioneered by pop-presario Simon Cowell.

His spandex trousers were unreal, the cowelling really frighted the ladies off.

by ITsMe_yawD December 7, 2010

Cafudling

1.To perform or watch something of a somewhat fondling sexual manner, with astonishment yet enjoyment.

1. I saw you and your husband cafudling in the back garden yesterday.
2.She cafudled with me on the sofa

by Mr Latex Economist April 23, 2011

Collingwood Holiday

This term is applied when a person in your company is sacked / made redundant with no explaination from management as to why or indeed if they have been let go. First came into existence circa July 2011 at a company based in central England.

Paul: I have a call for Joe but he isn't answering
Jim: I heard from management that he is on holiday
Paul: Ah, it must be a Collingwood Holiday after yesterdays run in with management and punch up!
Jim: Poor Joe...... if you hear from him, pass on my best and I hope he enjoys his 'holiday'.

by Me and Only Me June 18, 2012

conalling

The action word of conall

To conall is to be lovely to someone or to be lovely

Lovinglovelykindnicesweetconallconalledconalling

He was conalling his girlfriend, he was a conalling husband, he conalled his kids

by Dead_Fish51 November 29, 2017

Collingwood

Collingwood- A bunch of white guys who think their from the hood and probably have a soundcloud. These guys also probably became drug dealers before grade 9. We like to say we are the city of rich bitches and rude boys. To find the druggies or popular high schoolers head to the local McDonalds or the pier in the summer. The population is mostly made up of breezes, bongs and beers but the other 5 percent is crack heads or stoners. This crazy atmosphere could scare of a fresh man but a few days in the “nic pit” and we will send you away with a fresh point of view and most importantly a heady.

Woah dude did you see that guy blowing o’s back there?

Ya dude he’s probably from Collingwood

“Run it up, Run it up”
“Nah yo”

“Ow”

by Stoner from cwood February 15, 2019

Coulking

Verb. The use of a penis for regular Caulk work.

Verb. Placing the penis in places otherwise reserved for caulk.

I caught Kyle coulking the house last night.

by Sirmrprofdr June 19, 2019

Collingwood

A town in mid Ontario. It’s not all bad like it’s cracked up to be on this site but maybe it’s because I’m just a frequent visitor and not a resident. Collingwood is located in between Wasaga Beach and Blue Mountain. It’s architecture is pretty pioneer-ish and old timey. the people are decent although the younger ones look like they have a SoundCloud and the older ones look like they’re from Toronto and just use Collingwood as a hub area to put their mansion-cottages, but otherwise they’re nice. It’s kinda like a bite sized version of Toronto, just switch Lake Ontario for the Georgian Bay and shrink Torontos size by a lot and you have collingwood. Over all a great town to visit or stay a weekend at the very most, but stay longer and it looses its magic (like a lot of small Ontario towns).

Canadian 1: where are guys you from?

Canadian 2: I’m from Blue Mountain
Canadian 1: cool I’m from Toronto

Canadian 3: I’m from Collingwood
Canadian 1: that’s cool, it’s like a nice mixture of both of us

by Ontario Definitions March 3, 2021