Cockpooning

The art of "harpooning" a fat chick with your cock.

Jerry: hey man, see that girl over there?
Scott: ya, the bigger one? She's a total babe
Jerry: I thought so too, I took her home from the bar last night and ended up cockpooning her all night long!

by cockwhore02 November 10, 2010

Cockhoop

Vaginal canal.

Also commonly used as a slang term for a slut.

Derived from a Shakespearean insult, cock-a-hoop by a high school student.

Dude, Sara is such a cockhoop.

by C.B. Stewart December 3, 2011

Cockatooth

Someone with a rotten tooth and their breath smells like shit.

I met a girl last night who was fine as hell but she opened her mouth and I realized she was a cockatooth!

by Reena718 September 21, 2013

cocktioneer

One who specializes in the auctioning of cocks.

The cocktioneer took bids and the sale of the 7 1/4" cock was finalized

by KennyP06 February 26, 2017

cocktouring

The act of manscaping in order to make your manshaft look larger than it actually is.

I had to do some cocktouring before my date to really undress and impress.

by Riley_Goes_Rawrs December 9, 2017

cocklooking

When a man looks at another man's penis. Usually seen as rude or invasive

Guy: I caught this dude cocklooking in the showers at the gym the other day. He got his ass whooped

by Dick H. Ertz November 27, 2019

Cocktography

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His cocktography skills are quite impressive with his new phone camera.

by Language Master 2017 July 9, 2020