Cockflake

An insult that no one can beat

Your friend: Poop face
You: slime-donged cockflake !
Your friend: I can't beat that ...
You: IN YOUR FACE!

by Awesome McAwesom Pants August 19, 2011

cocksmoke

a person who blows other p33pZ, like a cocksmoke or something.

You're a cocksmoke!
hey there cocksmoke

by nunyurbidnez April 25, 2004

cockbaker

Someone who bakes the cock.
Such as a regular baker bakes bread.

Can I please have a loaf of cock? and knob roll. I'll also take those hamburger buns with that cock in the middle.

by Spencer December 21, 2004

cocksnaffler

One who snaffles (sniffs) many cocks, with enthusiam and gay abandon.

Olivers army buddies were impressed with his cocksnafflering abilty, during his ritual initiation he snaffled 30 buddies cocks from his platoon. He wants to move onto bukkake next time, when he initiates other squad members

by He Who Snaffles Wins July 16, 2008

cocksaki dickwhole

When you take your cock and stick it in an unclothed male's taint area while eating a corn muffin. Then, after finishing the muffin, (cock still in taint) you put vaginal fluid mixed with cheese wizz and place it gently into a ugly fat girl's blueberry cunt.

Cream of fish asswholes, cocksaki dickwhole.

by Boobas December 30, 2008

Cocksocket

A penis that bends unreasonably far to any direction when erected

Jeez Linda, that guy had such a cocksocket last night, i thought that Captain Hook was inside me.

by JakeHudz May 1, 2009

cocksnivel

the act of sniffing cock up one's nose.

Why don't you cocksnivel my friend for $5?

by Rob July 1, 2003