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cockmongrel

a girl who hoggs all the cock/whore
clair is a cockmongrel.
by jessica H September 8, 2006
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Cocoon

When someone is at a party and they pass out, then everyone else ejaculates on them. Then when they wake up in the morning, they have to break out of their cocoon.
We totally cocooned that pledge last night, bro!
by Hellsa House November 1, 2008
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Cocoon

Babarney didid yoyou shshoot ththat cocoon ?
by Babastardo June 21, 2008
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Cockmongus

1. A giant cock
2. What one screams at another while losing at soul calibur 3
3. a funny ass insult
4. why are you still reading this
1. i has a cockmongus
2.Skyler: ha jameson like getting your ass kicked?
Jameson: shut up and stop it you COCKMONGUS!!!!!
3. ummm....look up
4.dumbass......
by Lynx98189 December 17, 2008
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Cockmonster

Used to describe a woman who is in an extraordinary way over the top sexually stimulated state of arousal.
Oh my I'm so freakin turned on I'm gonna turn in a cockmonster.
by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
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cocooning

This is the period of time that typically lasts anywhere from 35 to 45 minutes, after a person takes their final drag from their marijuana supply. This is a built-in defense mechanism which is triggered by the fact that said person is tripping balls too hard to conduct any sort of productive interaction with any other living organism. Fully isolated shelter is the goal.
Peter: "Hey, yo Mike! Have you been able to get hold of Willie? I sent him 3 texts about 20 minutes ago, about that emergency situation over at the Jinks warehouse."

Mike: "Yeah, he sounded like he was going to puff on the magic dragon with some friends during his lunch today. He's probably in the back of the shop office cocooning right now, no doubt!"
by clubberj March 31, 2021
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Hive Cocooning

The act of Cocooning Multiple people, like an entire family. A Real REAL man can do this easily in one night, but frequent Cocoon only practicers may have difficulty Cocooning an entire family.

This is commonly used as a threat by incapable men or herms.
How to use 'Hive Cocooning':

(Casual insult)Person A: "Hey Austin, I fucked your mother last night."

(Bravo worthy insult!)Person A: "Hey Austin, I Hive Cocooned your Mother, Sisters, Aunts and Grandmothers last night."

Or, as an authentic story:

Person A: "Yeah, I was having an orgy with your Mother, Sisters, Aunts and Grandmothers and my condom broke. I ended up Hive Cocooning all of them..."

Person B: "At least you tried to use a condom.."

Person A: "Expect more relatives on the way.."
by \/olpe May 15, 2010
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