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cigarette

An instrument of death. Kills people around the smoker even quicker than it does the smoker, but the smoker apparently is too self-centered to care who dies as long as it isn't him/her, even if it's their own baby.
Smoker: Cigarettes don't do me THAT much harm.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.
by D-Shiznit July 11, 2005
mugGet the cigarettemug.

cigarettes

the most gay invention in the whole world! cigarettes make u smell bad and make ur teeth and tonge yellow. once u quit u become fat and ugly. they give u cancer and make u die faster. whoever starts smoking is a fucking idiot!
kid 1: Want a some cigarettes?

kid 2: I'm straight. They make you smell bad and give you
cancer.

kid 1: You're a loser.

kid 2 puches kid 1 in the face then runs away, kid 1 chases kid 2 but cant catch up because smoking has ruined his loungs.
by 192837465 September 3, 2006
mugGet the cigarettesmug.

cigarette

Cigarette smokers create ugly, stinking mess everywhere they go. Smoking invariably causes bad breath in smokers. Most of the adult smokers can’t quit it because it’s extremely addictive, and they are helpless pussies.
I wld never want to kiss a smoker chick with bad breath. cigarette smoking is just the most stupid way of harming yourself and others around you. cigarettes are antisocial.
by Sm0k1ngs k1LLz January 12, 2009
mugGet the cigarettemug.

cigarette

British guy: i need a fag
English dude: you can take my sister
by winged April 1, 2004
mugGet the cigarettemug.

cigarette

Me: If I were president, i would force every smoker to use a stop-smoking aid, then put a ban on cigarettes
by filmguy619 August 7, 2010
mugGet the cigarettemug.

cigarettes

Tobacco wrapped into a stick. Contains 43-ish carcinogens, including tar and nicotine.
Crazy bum: "If America was the best country in the world they would ban cigarettes!!"

*walks down street*

"IF AMERICA WAS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THEY WOULD BAN CIGARETTE SALES!!"
by the awful truth July 1, 2008
mugGet the cigarettesmug.

cigarette

by Anonymous42495 May 23, 2020
mugGet the cigarettemug.

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