cigarette destructor 

Somebody who is a true-blue total cigarette fiend -- that is, somebody who smokes way, way, WAY too many of these things.

"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.

Josh is a total cigarette destructor; he can destroy as many as eighty five of the little fuckers in a single day!

cigarette destructor by Telephony February 21, 2013

Cigarette Beard 

Achieving this attractive facial feature is usually only acquired by some of the most loathsome trailer trash the world has ever seen. Having a large grouping of cigarette burns around the facial hair area due to the smoker falling asleep while smoking laying down and causing severe burns in the shape of a beard and mustache after many painful years of waking up to find yet another burn for the beard..Many styles are known to exist.

Hillbilly Bob fell asleep that night with yet another cigarette in his mouth.The hum of the exhaust fan drown out his screams when he awoke to the smell of burning flesh and nicotine in the air..Luckily for him the burn filled in a spot in his hard earned cigarette beard.

Cigarette Beard by ogdemigod May 3, 2013

Cigarette Position 

Your partner lays down and you light their ass hairs on fire and inhale from their mouth

Broski me and Mrs.Martinez did cigarette position finally it was fire

Cigarette Position by TheRealGeorgeFloyd420 December 4, 2020

cigarette bitch 

One who bums cigarettes instead of buying their own.

John: Hey man, can I bum a smoke?
Peter: You gonna give me a blowjob for it?
You cigarette bitch!

cigarette bitch by Bominog December 17, 2004

cigarette daydream 

A daydream that last the length of time it takes to smoke a cigarette.

I had a cigarette daydream I left this town behind.

cigarette daydream by iampandora May 14, 2015

cigarette soup 

cigarette soup is the voluntarily unknown consumption of a canned beer or soda that has previously been used as an ashtray or a spittoon for chewing tobacco. This is most likely to occur during keg parties, like minded social gatherings, and occasionally from mischievous pranksters.

While Derek was half dazed from puking in the toilet, he asked Brandon for an opened can of soda to drink. Brandon didn’t realize that he had given Derek a can of cigarette soup, until he yelled, “What the fuck?!”, before vomiting even more than ever.

cigarette soup by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 17, 2018

Cigarette-walk-away 

As in you could walk there in the time it takes you to smoke one cigarette. Some cigarettes take longer to smoke than others, and it also depends on the smokers consumptive velocity. One also has to factor in how fast one walks. However, a cigarette should take from 4-7 minutes in most instances.

Alex lives a cigarette-walk-away from school.

Cigarette-walk-away by Smokr November 11, 2009