Chanoa

Chanoa is a very shy girl at first but once you are close with her she is the best and funniest friend you will ever meet. She is really creative, smart and pretty. You can have really good conversations with her. She will listen to you and give you really good advice. You can also laugh really hard with her and have a really good time. Chanoa is the ideal friend because you can trust her and relly on her. If you tell her a secret she will never tell it to anybody.

Wow is that chanoa?
Yes it is!
Wow, she is so pretty!!
I know right she is also really smart and creative!
Seriously?, woww she is amazing!

by KFashion July 16, 2020

Caranoed

To screw up a great opportunity by doing something overtly stupid or awful, resulting in a downgrade to all future opportunities and your social/industry stature.

I really Caranoed that social media post about trans people and now the only people who will hire me are Nazi clowns.

by MeGeepers August 27, 2022

Lord Chanos

The god of the Universe "W.I.P.T." He is an Instrumental Virtuoso and works to help kids become great in life, but not as great as himself.

Wow, Lord Chanos is awesome.

Lord Chanos, can you help me with my G- Major Scale?

by StudentUnderLordChanos March 2, 2022

Caranoia

The constant fear that your crappy car is going to break down again and leave you stranded.

Greg lives in a state of caranoia. He won't drive anywhere because he's afraid his car is going to break down again.

by SchwagMd May 22, 2011

Charnock Richard

Charnock Richard is a village in Lancashire, England which serves simply as a euphamism for bums or the taking of "it" up the bum.

Nick really loves it up the Charnock Richard.

Marcus kicked that kid right in the Charnock Richard, now his dad is chasing him.

Ray had to go to hospital with a milk bottle stuck in his Charnock Richard. He cannot eat solids ever again.

by Charnock Richard October 23, 2012

chronocide

chronocide n (Gr. khronos, time + Lat. cidum, from caedere, to slay; cf. genocide, homicide, parricide) - the murder of time, the violent interruption of historical succession and continuity.

Any revolution is a form of chronocide: the past and present are sacrificed to the future. Any counterrevolution is also a chronocide: the present and the future are sacrificed to the past.

Communism is a chronocide: it destroys the tradition in its leap to the ungrounded future.

Fascism is a chronocide: it brings the society under the spell of the archaic past.

by Mikhail Epstein November 9, 2003

Postmodern Chronology

The science of predicting the future, or the actual travel forwards through time to witness it.

I traveled through time to 2050 and was an elected judge presiding over the trial of the descendants of Luke Skywalker who were being held to account for the destruction of the death star. Postmodern Chronology allowed me to witness a hung jury. When the verdict was read and the defendants set free, a group of angry political activists literally hung all twelve members of the jury.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022