an ice cube's chance in hell

it means totally impossible, it will never happen, fuck no.

we'll be friends like an ice cube's chance in hell.

by bitchstolemymannnn February 22, 2011

Charlie’s chances with gurneet

Nonexistent. You don’t have a chance. Please stop embarrassing yourself. The second hand cringe is real.

What are Charlie’s chances with Gurneet?
None existent bro he has no chance

by Randomperson001 February 13, 2021

ms. chance

Usually a teacher, very stupid and dumb. She is usually a black lesbian that steals items from students. No students will not like her.

Ms. Chance is a fag.

by Alien696969696969 June 28, 2017

Chance The Rapper

That Black guy on the kit kat wrapper.

Kit Kat fan 1: Hey bro, Chance The Rapper is lit! I eat that shit all the time!

Kit Kat fan 2: True, Chance The Rapper is lit. I wish I had the chance to eat one right now.

Chance The Rapper: You do realize I'm an actual human being who raps, right?

Kit Kat fan 1: Yo, what the hell is this Black guy doing here in our house?

Kit kat fan 2: No, bro it's Chance The Rapper, the guy on the wrapper!

Chance The Rapper: And I'm also a rap-- wait what are ya'll fools doing?

*Kit Kat fan 1 and 2 starts to eat Chance The Rapper*

Chance The Rapper: Well, looks like I'm never going to be relevant again. Fuck Kit Kat! And most of all, fuck all the White people who think I'm an actually a candy bar.

by hellomyfriendz June 30, 2017

Last Chance Texaco

The last chance to redeem yourself before a final ultimatum.

If Jimmy skips one more time, he's going to juvie. He's at the Last Chance Texaco.

by Manfred Nuggets October 10, 2009

Puncher's Chance

term used in boxing to describe something that has a slight chance of happening

I thought i had a puncher's chance of going out with her even though she's the hottest girl in school.

by Scott Delhommer April 27, 2008

Sonny with a chance

A new Disney comedy starring Demi Lovato as Sonny. It's about her living her dream as part of the cast of So Random, her favorite tv show. There's a rivalry cast, which is the cast of Mckenzie Falls which is a drama and they think they are better than the So Random kids because they act in a drama and So Random just does comedy skits. It also has Tiffany Thornton and Sterling Knight in it. Yes it's probably just another Disney show trying to make Demi Lovato a huge start somehow, but the difference is that this show is actually funny unlike Hannah Montana.

person 1: Have you watched Sonny with a Chance?
person 2: Yeah it was actually kinda funny
person 1: Yeah it's so much better than Hannah Montana

by tink08 December 29, 2009