carfetti

The assorted bits of debris that litter the road after an auto accident.

Wow that was a big accident. I did not know a SUV and a two seater could make so much carfetti.

by dgRonbo December 7, 2011

cyber cafe

A cyber cafe is a place where asians, and lonely white men go to play popular pc games.

Cyber cafe asian #1: la ho ma, diu lai ma DOTA DOTA DOTA!
Cyber cafe asian #2: lallalalala noobie white man play diablo 2, kekkekke
cyber cafe asian #3: I cant play right now im updating my xanga profile

by Azamat Bagatov November 10, 2008

choachan.cafe

Choachan.cafe is a place on the internet where you can anonymously discuss kpop and other subjects in a 4chanesque format.

"fuck choachan.cafe that place is nothing but a gangstalking honeypot!!!"

by spitplug November 16, 2021

cafe revive

probably the best place to be EVER. if you haven't been before then you are needing your head looked at.

"where shall we venture today brogz?"
"ahh, cafe revive ambz" ;)

by gaeboi March 2, 2008

cafe rat

someone who loiters at a cafe, similar to a mallrat

Jeremy does nothing all day but hang out at Starbucks. He's such a cafe rat.

by Artoudeetou March 29, 2009

cafeind

Someone who can not function physically, mentally, or verbally until they have had that morning cup of joe.

The boss was such a cafeind, he wouldn't even say hello until he had downed 3 or 4 cups of coffee...

by Scofield September 28, 2009

CafèSex

A person who has sex with cafeteria workers. Their relationship gives them extra food with a extra side of vaginal/seminal juices in a cup or a torn up pink sock in a cup.

Shit he's having cafèsex with the old ass lunch man.

by Josherrr October 30, 2011