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carpe diem

To "seize the day" and/or a certain moment in time.

To put aside all differences, all fears, all worries, and just go for it.

To make the most out of that part of time.
Carpe Diem more often or you will miss out on life and never truely be happy.
by Chris S. (aka: no sheep) September 6, 2003
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Carpet Camping

To bury ones face in the crotch of a woman with large amounts of pubic hair.
Dude when the car broke down in the woods, it got really cold. So I went carpet camping in Maria's bush for warmth and comfort.
by Drunkwraith May 17, 2006
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The Carpet Is Lava

A phrase to remind women that, much like the boogey man, Duane & BrandO are lurking under their beds, in their closets, and -mainly- in the lava known as carpet.
1) "The carpet is lava, bitch!"
2) "You'd better watch your step, Ashleigh. You know the carpet is lava..."
3) You should probably vacuum the lava some time. It's looking pretty carpety.
by dishesdoer August 27, 2009
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carpet artist

The complimentary title you give your husband so that he will continue to perform his vacuuming duties.
I am endlessly astounded by your undying commitment to the craft, you are a true carpet artist!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
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Magic Carpet Fart

When someone performs putrid anal flatulence and it proceeds to hover in a particular vicinity of where the act of flatulence occurred.
"Dude! I can't stay in this room any longer, your magic carpet fart is killing me!"
by James Livitski December 21, 2007
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carpet shark

A pet ferret.

Ferrets slink around down on your carpet and bite your feet as you walk, much like little sharks in your carpet. This is especially true if you have a very small ferret and very tall shag carpet.
My carpet shark is an albino. He also keeps hiding my keys in the mattress.
by MUCHAS SMOOCHES August 21, 2004
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the carpet

A colloquial nickname given to the home ground of Arsenal Football Club. Located in Ashburton Grove, it is more widely known as the Emirates Stadium, for sponsorship reasons.

The term 'the carpet's is attributed to the stadium due to the exceptional quality of the grass as a playing surface.
Man 1: wa'gwanin this Saturday bruv?

Man 2: na'gwanin, just watching Arsenal at the Carpet bruvvv.
by HoldTightAsnee November 27, 2017
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