canadian

Someone who is needlessly nice or says Sorry too much

A: Why did you just say Sorry to that guy in the supermarket, you both bumped into each other
B: I don't know, it seemed like a nice thing to say
A: Fuckin' Canadian

by SugarHood November 28, 2015

Canadian

A self-righteous and inherently distrustful group of people who envy all things American. Canadians are generally pale-skinned and stupid, and they enjoy taking something American (i.e. "Barnes & Noble") and making a shittier Canadian version of it (i.e. "Chapters"). A typical Canadian suburb is comprised of neatly situated dirt roads and igloos. Canada's chief exports are: (1) douche bags; and (2) donuts. Until recently, Canada was a great place for an American to buy a cheap hand job from a prostitute. However, due to the recent surge in the Canadian dollar, Canada has experienced a dearth of visits from the horny American men who once shot their superior American loads upon the faces and tits of Canadian whores.

Wow! Look at that self-righteous, stupid douche bag. I'm guessing he's Canadian because he is so pale and asshole-ish.

by Anthony08 March 05, 2008

canadian

the u.s.'s friendly but backwards neighbors to the north

its fun to go up to the u.s./canadian border and throw things at candadians, knowing they wont throw anything back at you-michael kelso, that 70's show

by emy b April 22, 2007

Canadian

someone whose sexual orientation is in question. A metrosexual or tomboy.

Is your show tune loving, manscaping brother Canadian?

by talleyho October 05, 2010

canadians

People who try to crash a party that are trying to fit in and be cool.

Guy1 -"who the hell are those people"
guy2 - "i think they are canadians"

by Fresno State Student July 24, 2007

canadian

People who are born from old maple syrup. They have cold-resistant skin and often play hockey.

Don't take that as fact. Canadians are people who live in the country known as Canada.

by Millenidumb March 16, 2017

Canadian

A Loving person who eats normal and talks normal and is funny! If you ever meet one make sure to smile! If you get one mad make sure to say sorry and they will automatically forgive you. They also like maple syrup and getting caught in the snow! THEY HATE THE MOVIE FROZEN and will always be mature no matter how old. They also eat normal food and are rich. Ever think of going to Canada? Make sure to say every girl is beautiful or they will get offended! No jokes intended take all of this seriously EVERY CANADIAN IS BEAUTIFUL

Wow now THAT'S a Canadian :)

by Too canadian December 19, 2018