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Cumoflaged

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When a female partner is covered completely in semen from her male partner(s) during sexual intercourse
My ex had this kink where she liked to get cumoflaged by me and a bunch of my friends. She would be so covered with semen that she would blend in with the white walls perfectly.
by bachupio June 6, 2020
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Camoflagical

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A magical camouflage invented by a boy that should be at school called Bravito12287 who was distracted by Fucked Up Friday and meant to be studying.
My trousers be camoflagical they change color to my surroundings
by George Cadman April 9, 2021
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cameraflage

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Refers to either (1) steps dat you take to conceal your shutter-box from being observed by da subject of yer photos, or (2) steps dat da would-be subject of yer photo-snapping endeavors takes to conceal himself from da prying-probing "eye" of yer lens.
Celebrities, politicians, suspected/convicted felons, etc. are often da subject of assorted stealthy high-tech attempts by reporters at getting candid snapshots, and so they hafta employ pretty advanced cameraflage techniques of their own in order to be left alone.
by QuacksO July 23, 2021
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camelflage

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What da fabled humped companion of da "displaced Arab" should have employed to avoid his turban-wearing master's realizing dat he was also present inside da tent.
Just like da hilarious kiddie-joke about "look for peanut shells to determine if there's an elephant in bed wif you", I seriously doubt dat using camelflage would have helped said shivering dromedary to avoid detection by his comfy-warm desert-companion, since even if he did indeed appear virtually invisible, da Arab would still have FELT his towering pack-animal's enormous bulk squeezing inside da tent wif him. :P
by QuacksO May 20, 2022
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Campuflage

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The disguise adopted by straights to blend into non-straight environments
Barry - "What do you think of this flowery shirt and feather boa combination for the Blue Oyster Bar?"

Karl - "Absolutely, fantasic Campuflage, no-one will look twice at you with clothes that uglyI"
by Sick Man Fraud January 27, 2023
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camoflagraphy

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Noun; the deceptive practice of photographing an object of historic or aesthetic interest such as a building or monument in the background, with the actual intent of photographing a person or persons in front of it in the foreground without consent. Related: camoflagrapher , camoflagraph ( as a noun or a verb), adjective: camoflagraphic
Dorothea engaged in a bit of whimsical camoflagraphy when she took a photo of several hobos relieving themselves in front of a monument depicting a nude woman symbolizing Commerce.
by ARog59 September 2, 2024
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caloflage

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A word you would shakesparely/fancily use if you wanted someone to piss the fuck off out if your sight
"Caloflage yourself you twat"
by Lowgs December 8, 2024
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