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Callum

Callum is Hyper funny and Callum will make any women feel like a Queen.

They always know just what to say to a women.

They are full of passion.

They are caring, thoughtful,romantic,cute,funny,amazing kissers,adorable,sensual,intelligent,erotic,handsome,always a gentlemen, will always put a smile on your face, great personality, and sexy as hell.

The only downside to knowing a Callum is you will not be able to resist him. Just looking into his eyes will have you hooked instantly. Just the thought of his gentle touch over your body, will have you so turned on, making your pussy so hot and wet, and horny, leaving a burning desire to have him right then and there. Your lips will be begging to taste every inch of his body.

Callum would make a grate couple with Libby or Millie.

Callum would never disrespect a woman and Callum would do anything to keep there girlfriends safe
Cal is so sexy.

Callum would make a grate couple with Libby or Millie
by David attoboroug November 7, 2018
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Dirty Calum

When a lad from the north east of England slaps his cock against a lamppost
Awh man I got so drunk last night, I started doing a dirty Calum
by Dansknr April 20, 2020
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Callum

an A B S O L U T E U N I T who plays Pokemon and needs the money for food and plushies
"oi mate"

"wot"
"you know daddy Callum?"
by yeet69420; October 19, 2018
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callum lord

the biggest fag you will ever meet in your life, he gets men in his bum all the time (little homo) also hates vag and women in general also is a weaboo otaku
he did a callum lord (he took in the bum)
by Aarogun(theLegendHimself) February 18, 2015
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Calum Hood

The sensation Calum Hood is an amazingly talented singer, song-writer and bassist. He is a cute lil squish and he makes everyone and everything his bitch without even trying. He is such an inspection to so many people and he is against homophobia and toxic masculinity. And he is also DADDY AS FUCK. And radiates BIG DICK ENERGY.
Person 1: Yo who is that extremely handsome daddy overthere?

Person 2: Bitch is you blind that's Calum Hood.

Person 1: Oh yeah.... He is so hot I think I will die.

Person 2: Same shister

Person 1: Like damn I just wanna pounce on his bulgy wulgy... UwU

Person 2: Ikr like.....Rawr X3 nuzzels! pounces on you UwU you so warm
by Fuck me Calum April 8, 2019
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Calum Thomas hood

Calum hood is the bass player in the band 5 seconds of summer he is very hot has an amazing voice has a great personality and is very! Good with his hands of you know what I mean
Defined: calum Thomas hood: a bit bass player with a good personality
by 05..23 May 25, 2019
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Calum Paged

For a male to have sex in a bush with a casual female acquaintance so hard that she can't sit down for a week.
Did you hear what happened to Florrie last night?

No! What happened?

This guy Calum Paged her good and proper!
by Alan Statham November 11, 2011
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