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Stages of Creeping

1. Creeper- Person who does not want to be seen. Not necessarily perverted in nature. Usually seen in the backgrounds of pictures in an unflattering pose or with an unusual expression on their face. Usually awkward, but innocent.
2. Lurker- One who purposefully hides themself when a "target" walks by so that they can check them out with impunity. Has not yet developed skills to detect when cameras are nearby.
3. Skulker- One who relishes an opportunity to check someone out, but does not take the time to stalk. Usually has someone specific in mind. Usually is equipped with Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak. If you detect one, proceed to the nearest exit/can of mace immediately.
4. Stalker- See highlighted definition.
5. Pervert- Brazened form of a stalker who does not care if their presence is known. Legal intervention is the safest course of action, battle axe is most effective.
These are corresponding examples of the Stages of Creeping:

1.Billy is a creeper. He is socially awkward so he avoids people. Feel bad for Billy.

2.Carlos is a lurker. He doesn't get any so he he just of waits there.... Avoid Carlos.

3.Jordan is a skulker. He is attracted to that girl over there, but is too ashamed/nervous/oblivious to talk to her. If he ever wants a chance, he should probably just not be creepy. Do not associate with Jordan or his friends.

4. Jack is a stalker. Fuck you Jack.

5. Herbert is a pervert. The world is a better place with out you, buddy.
by legitnugget January 6, 2009
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Facebook creeping

When you go on facebook to look at peoples profiles and or photos and you go look throough their friends and their friends and so on.
" I was on facebook for 3 hours today just facebook creeping peoples photos"
by lafleur11 July 31, 2007
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Twitter Creeping

When you go on twitter and look at people's followers, clicking on one of them, and then again on one of their followers, and so on, ad infinitum. For men this primarily takes the form of clicking on what looks like the hottest girl in the tiny little pictures of twitter followers.

Cf. also twitter creep, twitter creeper, and related usages.
"Look at this unbelievable babe."

"Dude, you're twitter creeping again!"

"Always."
by jackfelldown January 22, 2011
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Facebook Creeping

Something we all do.
Person One: Are you facebook creeping again?
Person Two: Yes, yes I am. But that doesn't make me creepy.
by SomeCreeperUnderYourBed September 11, 2010
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Subconscious Creeping

When someone creeps and they don't even know it
Stacy was subconscious creeping on her whole friends list, and didn't notice it until half an hour later.
by ohmygahd May 24, 2011
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Redbox Creeping

When you are trying to use a Redbox and are approached by a creeper or bum.
Be wary of the Redbox on MLK drive, it's got a lot of Redbox creeping.
by itzallgudbra March 17, 2009
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Photo Creeping

The act of stalking a person (usually through Facebook or other social networks) by going through every single picture they have online and liking them/commenting on them.
"Stop Photo creeping me you Pedophile Prick!" Exclaimed a rightly disgusted girl to the Photo Creeper. "I don't even know you!"
by YourAsianFriend September 6, 2011
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