Counter Birth

when you are put back into a vagina, the person who does this is a counter birther.

bradderz: "wow, look at steve's mum she's got well fat.
cam: "yeah she just counter birthed jeff."
bradderz: "unlucky, i wouldn't want to be up there."

by Samwise -_- April 24, 2009

Counter Nut

When hitting it from behind, you ejaculate into the anus the receiver lets out a fart blasting your cum back into your penis.

Shane:"Hey how did it go last night with Emma?"
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."

by ScruffyNuffy July 03, 2018

Counter Strike

An insanely awesome game in which terrorists try and blow shit up, but usually Get Shot By Counter Terrorists

"Yea, Terrorists Have This One In The Bag"
*Headshot*
"NO!! FUCK YOU COUNTER STRIKE!!!""

by Halo8997 December 01, 2013

counter-giest

When someone tries to screw you over but you screw them over instead

Haha, I counter-giested you

by DanTheMan483 March 10, 2016

Counter-Fade

When a man is faded by a girl (i.e. gets rejected, friend zoned etc.) and then counters it by making the girl feel guilty that she rejected him. It is a difficult and sometimes impossible thing to pull off, but when it is used successfully many people will be in awe of you.

Krista: I want to go to the beach.
Eric: I'll go with you.
Krista: I don't want to go with you, Eric.
Eric: Are you saying that I'm not good enough to just go to the beach with? Fine I'll go alone, I don't need to go with you!

Sean: Yo Nick did you just hear Eric's crazy Counter-Fade?

by Johnnie Bomber June 11, 2014

counter-seductive

when somebody tries to do things to appear more desirable and fails to the most negative degree.

friend1:man! you see ol' girl's ass in that outfit? she's killin' em!

friend2:but really did you see the 80 layers of make-up? sooo counter-seductive...

by Korbin Pheenix January 27, 2009

counter attack

To take part of what someone says and use it in what you say back to that someone.

SIR: I don't want this in my mouth.
Idiot: Well I don't want your voice in my ear!
SIR: Dang, you just did a counter attack.

by spel itt rite March 02, 2006