in the bag

When you are certain that you are going to succeed in doing something and very layed-back about it.

"Pffft, I got that shit in the bag!"

DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can get a date with that hott chick over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."

by cough007 April 27, 2007

in the bag

used in a situation when one has almost definitely secured something that is of great worth, typically when one is about to run the mise.

i knew that random hot chick would make sex w/ me... i had it in the bagg

by da? December 5, 2003

in the bag

archane slang for drunk

I don't remember that. I was in the bag by then.

by The Frugie December 21, 2004

in the bag

achieved with certainty

If we can stop that one punk in the corner of map, than the match is in the bag.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2011

in the bag

to throm somehting into the crotch of your unsuspecting friend, specifically a Tyson chicken doll wearing a red cape.

"its in the bag!"
followed by throwing of said doll directly into the balls of your friend

by BMG December 17, 2002

Bag of bags

Bag of bags. /n noun
A bag containing other bags filled with units of narcotics for sale individually.
A dealer may keep all of their individual bags pre-weighed ready for sale in their larger "bag of bags"

Junkie: got a 10 bro?
Dealer: I aint your bro, jerk. Hey Matt, pass me my bag of bags, this guy wants summat
Matt: Get it yourself you lazy prick
Dealer: Here ya go buddy, take your pick from my bag of bags

by APAPAP July 10, 2012

Bag of bags

A bag full of bags, the basic essential of every human on Earth’s household. Especially plastic bags you get from shopping. These bags can be used for whatever a bag can do (carry things) and can continue to be used until they rip or have gross, mysterious substances on them.

Mom: Don’t throw that away!

Kid, holding a plastic Walmart bag: Where do I put it then???
Mom: Put it in the bag of bags so we can use it again when we need it.

by I’m everywhere, watching October 19, 2023