cell phone

A wireless mobile telephone. Works virtually the same as a standard land-line home phone, except it runs off of a batery and is wireless and receives signal from the numerous cell phone towers. Apart from a standard phone, these phones often include text messaging, ability to take pictures, browse the internet etc... very usefull and sometimes necessary (depending on your personal situation), especially if your on some nowheresville road and your car breaks down. PLEASE TURN OFF OR SET ON VIBRATE IN PLACES SUCH AS MOVIES/FUNERALS ETC... do not drive and talk unless you can actually do it competently, most people cant. some can.

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by Troy June 19, 2005

cell phone

something that way too many 12 year olds have. something that is nice to have, but is not a necessity for everyday life.

why do you need a cellphone. give people a chance to miss you.

by mikey May 13, 2005

throwaway cell phone

A prepaid cell phone. It's mainly used when people do dirt, but at the same time, not all the time.

This can also be called a disposable cell phone.

A throwaway cell phone is perfect for a kid to have in case you have kids and you go to mall and y'all decide to split up.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 21, 2007

Cellphoria

Inability to focus on ones surroundings due to overattending your cellular device. Oblivious to outside stimuli whilst talking, texting or otherwise engaging in cell phone use.

She ran into that car while texting on her phone, She was REALLY lost in cellphoria.

by Mykie G August 8, 2010

cell-phone fuck

a person who constantly whips out a cell phone to check if someone has called them

This act takes place at least once every 5 minutes

Also a person who takes out a cell phone to repeatedly open and close it in an annoying manner

Almost every male in our school is a cell-phone fuck. Always checking to see if some skank has called them

by Robert Williamson February 18, 2006

cell phone

A completely portable and wireless phone which is supposed to be usable just about anywhere. In reality, though, these pieces of shit usually drop calls, fade in and out, or make the person on the other end sound like they are talking under water. However, people still love these phones because using them in public makes these insecure dumb fucks feel important. These irritating douchebags will usually raise their voice 2-3 times higher than their normal speaking voice so you can hear them from across the room easier than you can hear the person sitting next to you. They also turn the customizable ringtone (usually a 5 minute song) up as high as possible so everyone can hear it. (Putting the phone on vibrate doesn't let them feel important by announcing to the whole room that someone is calling.)

That douchebag in the library has been pissing me off by talking loud on his cell phone for half an hour. The next time his cell phone rings, it will be coming from inside his ass.

by MrFranklin July 1, 2006

cell phone

back when their primary use was calling, it was like torture to go anywhere because every 5 seconds a random phone would ring. now that people use their cell phones mostly for texting and web browsing, life is better, though it's still slightly annoying to see everyone looking down at their phones.

2004
*ring* *beep beep* *rrriiiinnnng*
random guy: hi
other guy: How's it going
me: crap cant you people turn off your cell phones for once do you realise how annoying they are?!!

2011
*complete silence*
me: aahhhhh finally...
guy looking up from phone: what'd you say?

by Allanator July 6, 2011