A person who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two frolicking partners getting their freak on using SMS as the form of blocking.
Guy 1: Who are you texting?
Guy 2: Some girls
Guy 1: Like who?
Guy 2: Nobody particular, just committing random acts of Text blocking
Guy 2: So did you get any last night?
Guy 1:No, Larissa was blowing up Rachels phone all night.
Guy 2: What a text blocking Bitch!
Guy 2: Some girls
Guy 1: Like who?
Guy 2: Nobody particular, just committing random acts of Text blocking
Guy 2: So did you get any last night?
Guy 1:No, Larissa was blowing up Rachels phone all night.
Guy 2: What a text blocking Bitch!
by Namreg May 11, 2009
Get the Text Blocking mug.A wonderful game. Basically virtual legos. You are a small charecter and you are allowed to build things. Such as houses, or skyscrapers. Anything you can imagine.
The game only has one flaw though, its community. Full of jerks and idiots. Only about 1/4 of the Blockland community is nice. The other 3/4 is rude and problematic, these people tend to post on the forums most often.
Also, the administration team is full of big headed assholes as well. Supported by the rude community, these people hold their heads up high and tend to pick on most of the members in the game. There are only a few nice administrators. They don't usually play the game any more though.
All in all, the game is great. But most of the community and administration team is full of big headed, jerks.
The game only has one flaw though, its community. Full of jerks and idiots. Only about 1/4 of the Blockland community is nice. The other 3/4 is rude and problematic, these people tend to post on the forums most often.
Also, the administration team is full of big headed assholes as well. Supported by the rude community, these people hold their heads up high and tend to pick on most of the members in the game. There are only a few nice administrators. They don't usually play the game any more though.
All in all, the game is great. But most of the community and administration team is full of big headed, jerks.
Average Blockland forum conversation:
Fred: Hi Blockland community, I just joined!
Member 1: Wow dude your name sucks.
Member 2: Shut the hell up, member 1, you faggot.
Member 1: Fuck you, at least I have a life you cunt licker.
Member 3: You both are idiots. Welcome to the forum, don't be a faggot.
Fred: Good, cause I am not a faggot.
Member 1: Yes you are you fucking faggot.
Member 2: Shut the fuck up, stop with your incessant faggotry.
Member 4: What did I miss?
Member 3: Faggots.
Member 5: What's a faggot?
Member 2: You, faggot.
Administrator: You're all faggots. I am banning everyone who posted in this topic.
Fred: Hi Blockland community, I just joined!
Member 1: Wow dude your name sucks.
Member 2: Shut the hell up, member 1, you faggot.
Member 1: Fuck you, at least I have a life you cunt licker.
Member 3: You both are idiots. Welcome to the forum, don't be a faggot.
Fred: Good, cause I am not a faggot.
Member 1: Yes you are you fucking faggot.
Member 2: Shut the fuck up, stop with your incessant faggotry.
Member 4: What did I miss?
Member 3: Faggots.
Member 5: What's a faggot?
Member 2: You, faggot.
Administrator: You're all faggots. I am banning everyone who posted in this topic.
by Ekig March 23, 2010
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A dangerous impedement to getting pussy which can rear it's ugly head in many different forms and situations. To categorize a few...
1) The Third Wheel - A friend of the chick you are trying to get who doesn't want to leave her side, and will not until your target says otherwise.
2) The Lame Duck - When trying to get a slutty girl, a lame duck may be another individual who knows the sluts reputation, and is hanging around her, but is either bogged down in their efforts to spit game, or downright wasting her and your time by not getting any, but instead keeping the slut company.
3) Rich People - Sometimes at a party, those ridiculously rich white kids come down, and since most girls are attracted to money, they start hanging around them. Of course, most rich people who come down to urban parties are there for a bigger reason... to do oxycontin, cocaine, and other garbage and get our females hooked onto it. Definately one of the worst.
4) The Ex - If your potential mate has an Ex-Boyfriend somewhere in the premises, things can get ugly if he's the hothead type. Thankfully, I'm a Marine and could careless about a civilian, but for other people who aren't deadly weapons by law, just keep your eyes out, these morons can not only cock block your entire operation but can get the jump off blown up too.
5) Accidents - Sometimes even your closest buddy might let something stupid slip, like that time you had that threesome with your potential mate's sister. Or it might be a cock blocker letting it slip intentionally. Me and my clique follow a strong code of silence on matters like this, but when it comes to getting the finest bitches, trust can fall like a house of cards in a hurricane.
There are many more you might have the misfortunate of encountering. Just keep smooth casanova and you can sometimes blitz right past them and go straight for it. After that, all you need to worry about is not getting burned.
1) The Third Wheel - A friend of the chick you are trying to get who doesn't want to leave her side, and will not until your target says otherwise.
2) The Lame Duck - When trying to get a slutty girl, a lame duck may be another individual who knows the sluts reputation, and is hanging around her, but is either bogged down in their efforts to spit game, or downright wasting her and your time by not getting any, but instead keeping the slut company.
3) Rich People - Sometimes at a party, those ridiculously rich white kids come down, and since most girls are attracted to money, they start hanging around them. Of course, most rich people who come down to urban parties are there for a bigger reason... to do oxycontin, cocaine, and other garbage and get our females hooked onto it. Definately one of the worst.
4) The Ex - If your potential mate has an Ex-Boyfriend somewhere in the premises, things can get ugly if he's the hothead type. Thankfully, I'm a Marine and could careless about a civilian, but for other people who aren't deadly weapons by law, just keep your eyes out, these morons can not only cock block your entire operation but can get the jump off blown up too.
5) Accidents - Sometimes even your closest buddy might let something stupid slip, like that time you had that threesome with your potential mate's sister. Or it might be a cock blocker letting it slip intentionally. Me and my clique follow a strong code of silence on matters like this, but when it comes to getting the finest bitches, trust can fall like a house of cards in a hurricane.
There are many more you might have the misfortunate of encountering. Just keep smooth casanova and you can sometimes blitz right past them and go straight for it. After that, all you need to worry about is not getting burned.
1) I wanted to talk to that girl alone, but her bitch friend kept hanging around us being a third wheel cock block.
2) That dude keeps trying to holler at that slut but isn't getting any, and I'm the one who called her to come here and give me brains in the first place.
3) I was hollering at this chick when these random white dudes from the sticks came. Next thing I knew, the chick was strung out on coke.
4) I was fingering this chick in the back, when her ex comes in and starts wiling out.
5) I was spitting mad game at this chick, when my drunk ass friend comes over and says "Isn't her sister the girl we gave the goggles too that night?"
2) That dude keeps trying to holler at that slut but isn't getting any, and I'm the one who called her to come here and give me brains in the first place.
3) I was hollering at this chick when these random white dudes from the sticks came. Next thing I knew, the chick was strung out on coke.
4) I was fingering this chick in the back, when her ex comes in and starts wiling out.
5) I was spitting mad game at this chick, when my drunk ass friend comes over and says "Isn't her sister the girl we gave the goggles too that night?"
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