Beemer

Any vehicle made by BMW.

My dad let me drive his Beemer.

by Ross April 3, 2004

Beefer

When someone rips a fart which reaks up the general area.

Holy shit! Bob just ripped a big beefy beefer!

by Kernal November 19, 2004

Creeper Beeper

When you see a creep you get a beep.

Works on transvestites, rapists, and your everyday creeper.

When a creep walks by you or talks to you a buzzing goes off. Thats your creeper beeper.

James: Oh my, look at johnny eating dirt.
Sally: He makes my creeper beeper go off. Hes walking towards us! *BEEP BEEP*

by UrbanWriter54 April 11, 2010

beezer baps

An addition to the slang term beezer which makes something sound better. Usually used in northern ireland.

Dat fruit fruit scone was beezer baps

by pio July 2, 2008

JJ - The King of Beepers

A fuggin jackass who made annoying commercials for years, broadcast in the Los Angeles area, claiming that he had a better deal on beepers and other wireless communication equipment than everyone else. The commercials were the butt of many jokes that did him far more harm than good, fuggin jackass.

JJ: "I am JJ - the king of beepers! I am the best..."

Viewer: "Turn the fuggin channel away from that shit."

by Duke71 June 9, 2009

beever

fat touchy thighs

by jim April 7, 2003

beefer

noun - a slang would for best friend for ever and ever

"yo tom, you're my beefer"
"dude kelsey, you're my beefer man"

by britney, bitch February 1, 2009