car battery

An item usually employed in the powering of automobiles; throwing one into the ocean is considered beneficial to the environment and fauna, as one user from Quora states

mateusz: hey bro i heard it's legal in the us to throw a car battery into the ocean, let's do it
jake: hell yeah i read on quora a guy said it's good for the ocean or some shit

by gardenfighterjet September 23, 2021

spend a battery

To sit in a cafe (usually with free wireless) using a laptop computer until the battery goes flat.

I'm going to the cafe down the street to spend a battery this morning, the coffee is good there!

by Davicles October 2, 2007

double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.

IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.

by Sexydimma January 12, 2015

Sound-powered phone batteries

A fictional object used as a hazing joke pulled on unsuspecting newcomers in the U.S. Navy.

Corporal Dodson: Colonel, the phone died.
Colonel Watts: Go down to the Supply deck to see if there are any sound-powered phone batteries.
Corporal: Sir, yes sir!
Watts: *chuckles*

by Intelligence001 June 24, 2016

Battery Denial

Where you continue to swap dead batteries in your electrical appliance over and over with one another, rather than getting another set.

"What are you doing?"

"Swapping the batteries over. 2 weeks left in these bad boys."

"He's in battery denial."

by Duff Duff Mc Duff March 31, 2009

Battery Rape

Verb: To have your remote or xbox controller raided of batterys by other individuals, leaving you panicing as your friends go online or an ugly fat chick is on the Tv.

Connor: Dude why wern't you online last night? we where supposed to play gears at 10.

Andrew: Sorry man my brother battery raped me, took me over an hour to find some.

by Ledgend 0123 November 1, 2009

Battery acid

When a guy has a poor diet and his cum tastes like battery acid

Im thinking of breaking up with mr. Battery acid over there...

by Battery acid king May 23, 2021