baloon knot

An asshole... a tied baloon looks like the human asshole.

My woman has a tight brown baloon knot.

by d0c March 17, 2008

baloney flaps

Obnoxiously large vagina lips.

She has humungous baloney flaps.

by t July 15, 2004

Baldonado

1: A last surname that isn't as common and for some people,hard to say and hard to spell.

"Hey, whats your last name?"
"Baldonado."
"How do you pronounce that?"

by mofo No-go October 11, 2008

Balloni

The most retarded way someone could ever misspell the word bologna.

Mommy, I want some balloni please!

by James M. July 3, 2006

Baloney

1. Nonsense, Unbeleiveable.
2. The meat is spelt "Bologna", morons.

You're full of Baloney!

by Saiyara December 29, 2003

Balitnikoff

Alcohol, commonly vodka, snuck into a bar/restaurant/club for consuption on or outside of premises. Usually carried around in an inconspicuous container such as a water bottle. Prevalent during times of recession to save money. Can also be used as a code word for alcohol.

Individual 1: Damn, the shots are $10 at this place.
Individual 2: Relax, I have some Balitnikoff.

by vzilla February 20, 2010

Bailoni

An 80% alcohol apricot brandy. Brewed in the 1980s and hasn't gained popularity until about a year ago.

I'm gonna go pick up a fifth of Bailoni and drink it at Justin's crib.

by cbatz July 31, 2009