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1. A young child, an infant

2. The word commonly used by teenage girls on tumblr to describe middle aged British men.
"I'm going to have a baby soon."

"Oh my goD LOOK AT HIM WHAT A CUTE BABY wOw"
baby by Ochinchin December 23, 2012
Dude 1: Hey man I fucked my g/f and I caught a baby...
Dude 2: Is there a cure for that yet?
Dude 1: Yeah...a clothes hanger
Baby by see jay October 6, 2008
1) A word used by women to convince significant others to do chores by giving them a false sense of sexual desire.

2) A word used in a sentence to test a significant others vocabulary of obscene and vulgar words
1) "Baby.... will you please take out the trash"

2) Woman: "I think we should have a baby"
Man: "God Damn It!"

Woman: "I am pregnant! Were having a baby!"
Man: "Awe Fuck!"

Woman: "The baby is crying"
Man: "Son of a Bitch"
Baby by VLeudy August 4, 2008
A conglomeration of rolling layers of cuddly fat with noxious liquids emanating from every orifice
Oohh - I don't want to hold the baby - it stinks!
baby by coachtim December 11, 2009
get your baby out of the way!!! Ginger ahoy!
baby by sebastiancee November 19, 2007