A GCSE student who studies three sciences but only receives two qualifications. They are therefore considered inferior.
by rawcox May 7, 2011
Get the Dual Award mug.Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.
Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.
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A horrible display where shitty pop culture is awarded to non-deserving artists and actors, who actually cannot act and cannot sing, whatsoever. Also targeted for young, screaming fan girls between the age of 11-19 who love Twilight and are obsessed with odd sparkling vampires.
Person 1: OMG! At the MTV Movie Awards Robert Pattinson won a KAJILLIONZ awards!
Person 2: OMG! YES! And, Miley Cyrus won!
Person 1 and 2: *screaming like fan girls* WE LOVE EDWARD!
Person 2: OMG! YES! And, Miley Cyrus won!
Person 1 and 2: *screaming like fan girls* WE LOVE EDWARD!
by Superwaffle June 1, 2009
Get the MTV Movie Awards mug.When a moment becomes overly embarrassing, discomforting or inconvenient for all involved in the moment, except for the person being awkward, as they are unaware of their loserness qualities.
When this moment occurs, in particular in Perth at Uni Games, you are entitled to say the phrase "Awkward. As. Fuck. " You are also allowed to abbreviate this to AAF, so the perpetrator does not know you are referring to them as the person being Awkward as fuck.
When this moment occurs, in particular in Perth at Uni Games, you are entitled to say the phrase "Awkward. As. Fuck. " You are also allowed to abbreviate this to AAF, so the perpetrator does not know you are referring to them as the person being Awkward as fuck.
Walking into your hotel room and your roommate is lying there naked with a hand towel over his groinal area. "Zac, WTF are you doing! Umm.... awkward as fuck"
by phildo22 November 1, 2010
Get the awkward as fuck mug.(adj) A conjunction of the descriptive words "pudgy" and "awkward," coined by comedian Mike Birbiglia. He came up with this after someone who attended one of his shows said they enjoyed it, but that he was "pudgy and awkward."
"This is why I'm pudgy, this is why I'm awkward. This is why, this is why, this is why I'm p'awkward." -Mike Birbiglia
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melissa instructs a guy to lift something off the scanner and instead signals a plane to land. this is then known as the awkward mel
by angelo aka kid fresh May 15, 2008
Get the awkward mel mug.A man tells his friend that his mom is hot and doesnt realize she is behind him.
"That was some awkward timing"
"That was some awkward timing"
by Wooplah April 24, 2009
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