when a person gets lucky at such an abnormal level, he/she's friend begin to question the the doubts of life itself.
1 - i wish i was Jakob
2 - why so?
1 - Well he got tickets to that amazing concert, he got himself a car, and he scored with the hottest girl at school! How the hell does THAT happen?
2 - Atkinson's Luck, dear boy *pats shoulder, looks into sky dramatically* Atkinson's Luck
2 - why so?
1 - Well he got tickets to that amazing concert, he got himself a car, and he scored with the hottest girl at school! How the hell does THAT happen?
2 - Atkinson's Luck, dear boy *pats shoulder, looks into sky dramatically* Atkinson's Luck
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you while she scolds you. For all the students who may have her as a substitute, if you see her... RUN!!!
you while she scolds you. For all the students who may have her as a substitute, if you see her... RUN!!!
Person 1: Who do you have as a sub next block?
Person 2: Mrs. Atkinson
Person 1: Oh shit.. Get ready for the saddest and hardest 50 minutes of your life.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Mrs. Atkinson
Person 1: Oh shit.. Get ready for the saddest and hardest 50 minutes of your life.
Person 2: ...
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Adjective
Usualy used to describe something that is perfect in every way possible, is way too beautiful, has a hot body, has a feckle in the left eye, and loves chinese food.
Noun
1. Someone who is flawless, impeccable, immaculate, unblemished, foolproof, untained, unspotted, absolute, classic, stainless, crowning, culinating, sublime, supreme, ideal, and beyond all praise and compare, all at the same time.
2. Someone who has an XS bottom and a L top
3. Someone with a real 10 year old personality
Usualy used to describe something that is perfect in every way possible, is way too beautiful, has a hot body, has a feckle in the left eye, and loves chinese food.
Noun
1. Someone who is flawless, impeccable, immaculate, unblemished, foolproof, untained, unspotted, absolute, classic, stainless, crowning, culinating, sublime, supreme, ideal, and beyond all praise and compare, all at the same time.
2. Someone who has an XS bottom and a L top
3. Someone with a real 10 year old personality
-Adjective
Daym, that dog is so Brooke Atkins!
I want someone that is Brooke Atkins.
-Noun
1. Whoa, that Brooke Atkins must take a lot of time in the morning!
2. Did you see the Brooke Atkins walking across the beach?
3. Geez, the Brooke Atkins just tooted...
Daym, that dog is so Brooke Atkins!
I want someone that is Brooke Atkins.
-Noun
1. Whoa, that Brooke Atkins must take a lot of time in the morning!
2. Did you see the Brooke Atkins walking across the beach?
3. Geez, the Brooke Atkins just tooted...
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Get the Atina mug.A diet in which you count your "net carbs" (which are carbs - dietary fibre). Contrary to popular beleif, this diet does not encourage you to eat massive amounts of bacon, cheese and other foods high in fat.
The reason why this diet actually works is because:
1. When you are eating regular carbs, your body uses them for energy by braking them up with insolan (which causes your blood sugar to rise, and then fall dramatically depending on the type of carb you eat) then u crave carbs again....its like a rollercoaster
2. When on Atkins, you are basically trying to keep your blood sugar constant - flat lined you could say.
3. When u don't use carbs for energy, your body switches in to ketosis - which is fat-burning mode. Instead of your body burning carbs and storing fat, your burning fat you eat and fat you store - that is why you can eat more fat on this diet - fat replaces carbs
* this diet has been proven by many studies to help type 2 diebetics - if you think about it, type 2 diebetics is like being allergic to carbs - your body cannot process them efficiently.
* I agree that this is a overly hyped diet - but it actually does work. I've lost 20 pounds over a month and a half - about 3 pounds a week. AND IM NOT HUNGRY ALL THE TIME LIKE I WAS WHEN I ATE CARBS! You have to do it properly - check out www.atkins.com for more infomation
The reason why this diet actually works is because:
1. When you are eating regular carbs, your body uses them for energy by braking them up with insolan (which causes your blood sugar to rise, and then fall dramatically depending on the type of carb you eat) then u crave carbs again....its like a rollercoaster
2. When on Atkins, you are basically trying to keep your blood sugar constant - flat lined you could say.
3. When u don't use carbs for energy, your body switches in to ketosis - which is fat-burning mode. Instead of your body burning carbs and storing fat, your burning fat you eat and fat you store - that is why you can eat more fat on this diet - fat replaces carbs
* this diet has been proven by many studies to help type 2 diebetics - if you think about it, type 2 diebetics is like being allergic to carbs - your body cannot process them efficiently.
* I agree that this is a overly hyped diet - but it actually does work. I've lost 20 pounds over a month and a half - about 3 pounds a week. AND IM NOT HUNGRY ALL THE TIME LIKE I WAS WHEN I ATE CARBS! You have to do it properly - check out www.atkins.com for more infomation
A typical day on Atkins (if you do it right)
Breakfast:
2 egg omlette with cheese, ham, green pepper and onion
or
Low carb pancakes with low carb syrup with strawberries
or
Low carb bread (made with soy and whole wheat), with natural peanut butter
Lunch:
Garden salad with chicken
or
Low carb wrap with cheese, mayo, ham and chicken w/veggies
Supper:
Chicken breast with cheese and salad
or any meat with veggies
Snacks:
- Nuts
- Berries
- Sugar free candies/chocolate (eat sparingly though!)
- Veggies and dip
- Low carb bread with cream cheese or peanut butter
Breakfast:
2 egg omlette with cheese, ham, green pepper and onion
or
Low carb pancakes with low carb syrup with strawberries
or
Low carb bread (made with soy and whole wheat), with natural peanut butter
Lunch:
Garden salad with chicken
or
Low carb wrap with cheese, mayo, ham and chicken w/veggies
Supper:
Chicken breast with cheese and salad
or any meat with veggies
Snacks:
- Nuts
- Berries
- Sugar free candies/chocolate (eat sparingly though!)
- Veggies and dip
- Low carb bread with cream cheese or peanut butter
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