Assolations

Isolation of ass movement, i.e. the act of twerking.

Left cheek, right cheek- those are some serious assolations.

by TaintTantrum December 11, 2019

Asayla

She is a wonderful person to talk to. she has a very open heart. she may have a past but she doesn’t let it affect her future. if you meet an Asayla don’t ever let her go. she will laugh with you. smile with you. and make you feel comfortable no matter who you are. she does not care about looks or first impressions. she will love you unconditionally. is very beautiful and has a heart warming smile. if you come across an Asayla...you will be blessed with happiness

That girl Asayla makes me smile no matter what.

by ifeelthejudgement August 19, 2020

assplayer

assplayer pronounce ESplayer is a profession which assplayers harvest souls .
assplayers lived through generation and AF0xyGrampa is last man of his creed harvesting souls on twitch in 21first century.

are you n assplayer?

by nazdvey August 24, 2020

Assblasted

To have been defeated so badly, you now feel that youve been penetrated anally.

"How did your last game of League of Legends go?"

" I don't want to talk about it... I got assblasted."

by Kaedrean May 3, 2021

Assblasters Syndrome

An unwelcome case of particularly explosive diarrhea.

"Sorry about your toilet bowl. I had a harsh case of Assblasters Syndrome."

by Beertaco420 July 21, 2021

Assclapper

Someone with asscheeks so large, they clap against each other when he/she/they walks.

The Assclapper, by J. Kvndi

I clap my asscheeks when I walk;
Its thunderous sound I cannot conceal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

My great posterior would make Atlas gawk;
Hefty and round like spheres of steel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.

You mock me whenever I talk;
Thinking me as smart as a slab of veal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

I’m not a meathead like you mock;
I just have a rear like automobiles.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.

You call me someone that thinks with my cock;
You decry my friends as misdeals.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

I am an asscheek clapping jock,
And no act can make me otherwise feel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk,
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

by Sussus Hapus September 23, 2021

assalamualaikum

The Muslim hi saying.

Assalamualaikum, Uncle!

by myusernameis23tunaj March 11, 2022