assoon

A hollow but low-pitched fart, punning on "bassoon".

Mitch walked into the classroom playing the assoon.

by pentozali August 11, 2010

Assconsin

Derogatory word for the state of Wisconsin.

"You coming to Milwaukee this weekend?"
"No, I won't step foot in Assconsin again."

by massivejugs October 12, 2011

assmonkey

1. the species of primate that swing from the canopy of your asshairs and eat dingleberries.

2.A fag.

3. A dumbass.

1. rob:Yo tom, can you have crabs in your asshairs? cuz my ass itches.
tom: maybe you have a troop of assmonkeys down there.
rob: ?

by luis.... October 14, 2008

asspony

A derogatory term. Asspony is used to describe people you hate.

You stole my crack! Therefore; you are an asspony!!

by Gabby February 15, 2004

Assonance

Literally means "Ass sounds" or sounds emitted from the ass.

I had beans and dark beer for lunch and everyone was getting sick of my assonance.

The resonating sound emitting from his ass is called assonance.

by McCrazy October 26, 2007

assboner

a boner that you get in you bumbum

man ive got the biggest assboner

by periii December 5, 2010

assmonger

A faggot that does nothing but fuck his boyfriend in the ass;someone who only fingers(or licks) a girls ass;one who mongers in the anal cavity and falls asleep while penatrating.

Lick her clit you assmonger!

by fuckpshitscockp January 15, 2007