assoon

A hollow but low-pitched fart, punning on "bassoon".

Mitch walked into the classroom playing the assoon.

by pentozali August 11, 2010

assbloke

an ass bloke is realistically an ass hole.

STOP BEING SUCH AN ASSBLOKE, SANCHEZ

by ASPHIXEE August 9, 2022

assbomb

a girl with a NICE ass

Guy 1: britney spears is teh assbomb!
Guy 2: dude, that was like 7 years ago
Guy 1: i'm lonely, aren't i?

by Phil December 28, 2005

Assfoot

Assfoot is what happens when Dad finds you masturbating while peeping through a hole in the downstairs shower, to your mom, sister, cousins, etc., anyone with ass, cunt, and tits.

Assfoot is when Dad sticks his foot up your ass for peeping tomism.

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

assboner

a boner that you get in you bumbum

man ive got the biggest assboner

by periii December 5, 2010

Assbox

Derogatory name for the Xbox video game console. Compare GayStation Poo, GayCube.

Why pay more for an Assbox? Most of its good games are on the GameCube too.

by Damian Yerrick September 5, 2005

assbow

That huge bow on the backs of the Sound Four and Orochimaru made with that thick purple rope.

Wtf is with that assbow that the Otogakure ninja wear?!

by The True Shironami January 11, 2009