A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.
Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.
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Bullshit artists can fabricate a series of lies, which cannot easily be disproved, to conceal their real intentions or justify past behavior. They also use clever language, such as euphemisms and weasel words to hide the real meaning, or create false meaning, in what they are saying. Bullshit Artists often use their talent to bullshit people out of their money.
Bullshit Artists include religious groups, cults, televangelists, fortune tellers, politicians, salesmen, corrupt news media, fraudsters and lawyers.
Never try to bullshit a bullshit artist.
Bullshit artists can fabricate a series of lies, which cannot easily be disproved, to conceal their real intentions or justify past behavior. They also use clever language, such as euphemisms and weasel words to hide the real meaning, or create false meaning, in what they are saying. Bullshit Artists often use their talent to bullshit people out of their money.
Bullshit Artists include religious groups, cults, televangelists, fortune tellers, politicians, salesmen, corrupt news media, fraudsters and lawyers.
Never try to bullshit a bullshit artist.
George Bush: "Iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons, and is rebuilding the facilities used to make more of those weapons."
Observer: "What a bullshit artist, there never were any."
Observer: "What a bullshit artist, there never were any."
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Also, synonym of the cocksucker.
Also, synonym of the cocksucker.
ex-Google TechLead is a clickbait artist. He's talking about Ukraine crisis without a clue what's happening there
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CAUTION: Artist Vs Poet may burst into random screaming!
CAUTION: Artist Vs Poet may burst into random screaming!
Anyssa: Hey did you hear about that awesome band?
Audrey: Oh! Artist Vs Poet?
Anyssa: YEAH! that one! I just commented Tarcy, JoeK, Craig, JoeW, Jason, and Milton!
Audrey: OHHH ME TOO!
Audrey: Oh! Artist Vs Poet?
Anyssa: YEAH! that one! I just commented Tarcy, JoeK, Craig, JoeW, Jason, and Milton!
Audrey: OHHH ME TOO!
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"Hey man have you heard that new Prince song?"
"Who's Prince?"
"You know who i mean, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Prince"
"Who's Prince?"
"You know who i mean, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Prince"
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2. Aquired after gratuitous inhalation of pastel dust one very lonely Saturday morning. Side effects include sneezing in technocolored prismatic.
2. Aquired after gratuitous inhalation of pastel dust one very lonely Saturday morning. Side effects include sneezing in technocolored prismatic.
Me: Doctor, am I dying?
Doc: No, but you have an acute case of Artists' lung. Your RESPIRATORY system has been gayed up with rainbow and you may experience coughing and sneezing. The latter may be tainted with magic.
Doc: No, but you have an acute case of Artists' lung. Your RESPIRATORY system has been gayed up with rainbow and you may experience coughing and sneezing. The latter may be tainted with magic.
by Your namej? My namej. April 12, 2004
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