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food auction

The annoying few moments in a sub-par restaurant where a pimple faced and/or ESL food runner stands next to your table asking "who had the <insert entree here>"
I had to endure a 5 minute food auction at Molly's dinner party last night at Appleby's
by MC Johnny P August 21, 2012
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analytical auction behavior

The process of trying to understand and outbid competitors on an auction site such as ebay in order to win the item.
Based on brony13's past analytical auction behavior (AAB), he most likely will up his bid in the last 2 minutes of the auction so I have to be ready to counter his offer till the bidding closes.
by stoolie2 May 24, 2014
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alien abduction ass ripping

When the aliens from your past life come to your window and kidnap you, bringing your vulnerable body deep into space to resize your holes and connect your ass to your womb so you can't use anal as an escape route from mother hood you fucking whore Amanda.
I just got back from an alien abduction ass ripping and am now showing octo mom hows it's damn done.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020
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alien abduction

The act of waking up naked on your bathroom floor in a puddle of your own stool and vomit after a night of heavy drinking.
His mother found him following an alien abduction, so she washed him off in the shower and put him to bed.
by sixtoe April 4, 2011
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affectionless

a person who shows NO physical affection to the one they love-
doesnt pay attention to the " SMALL STUFF "
NOT ROMANTIC
AFFECTIONLESS

you have to ASK FOR "AFFECTION"- to be cuddled or touched in anyway - and evn when you flat out say what you want - THEY DONT GET IT
by LUCYLOU June 20, 2012
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Auction House Skank

A person with a female character on the online game World of Warcraft, who strips the character and dances so people will give them money.
Herlyangels such a Auction House Skank she won't stop dancing until some one gives her 1G!
by WillyBgood November 10, 2007
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Affliction

A feeling driven by extreme emotional suffering. A feeling so strong it starts to affect your general well-being whether it be psychological or physical.

Usually a feeling brought on by yearning or fond memories of a certain person; which when any form of pain arises it is amplified.
The breakdown of a relationship can lead to unfathomable affliction.
by _The Secret_ August 6, 2019
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