bone assed

Probably this means something stupid

Somebody is gonna do some bone assed thing

by oriel March 5, 2008

big assed ho

J-Lo

Look at that big assed ho

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

double assed

A realy fat person who looks like they have an ass in the front as well as the back.

Large Marge looks like she could shit out the front or back end, da bitch is double assed!!!

by mavros April 26, 2006

dog-assed

When one spreads thier ass cheeks and rubs thier rusty bullethole on something.; Similar to how dogs enjoy rubbing thier ass on grass, reference 'The Fisher King'. While 'dog-assed' isn't used in the film, reference for dogs rubbing thier asses on grass.

"Damn dude that looks like hell, who dog-assed my newspaper?"
"Omg what is that streak on the carpeting who dog-assed it?!"

by kronotron January 27, 2010

Super Assed Out

When a female fucks every guy you know but fails to fuck you ever.

Fresno Bob -"Bitch fucked her way through my Rolodex! And i still didn't get the pussy"! Sick Boy -"Not even a hand job! Damn! You got Super Assed Out on that deal didn't you!"?

by anarcho8 June 6, 2011

completely assed

litteral meaning - someone who assed is
crazy meaning - includes the dlc

haha look at this its completely assed asså

by samthemanking April 5, 2017

half-assed euphemism

A poorly phrased or misspoken euphemism for comedic intent, or an unintended Freudian slip.

"Timmy is differently disabled" or "Susan has another bun in the uterus" are half-assed euphemisms.

A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.

by Vizaeryon November 19, 2019