are you a pedophile? 

An expression of one's obliviousness to very obvious things. Often followed by silence per the listener's surprise at the speaker's bakaness.

Chris: "Are you a pedophile?"
Herbert: "..."
Viewer: "Wow. Just...wow. It's been going on for, like, ten years. Just...uhh."

are you a pedophile? by Tez, a man March 21, 2010

Are you on the phone?

A phrase that applies to stupid fucks. It's most common use is right after something stupid has been said.

"It's cold outside" Are you on the phone?

Are you on the phone? by Matt November 19, 2004

are you ready 

Typically a question referring to the readiness of another.

Are you ready to tell me how to uninstall this garbage?

are you ready by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

ravaging my anus, are you 

A way of asking or implying that someone isn't being serious. A synonym for the phrases "are you kidding me?" "are you pulling my leg" "are you ballsing my tits" etc.

"Hey I loaned you 20 bucks last week, when am I gonna get that back?"

"You didn't loan me 20 dollars."

"Ravaging my anus, are you?"

ravaging my anus, are you by Professor McFaggins March 11, 2009

bitch are you 

A reply to someone saying something stupid. a word out of west fresno

John-john says, "Can I borrow your car right quick?" and you reply "Bitch are you!!!"

bitch are you by meezy 559 July 2, 2006

Are you dumb? 

When some asshole says something so stupid you want to say "why man", you just ask them if they're dumb.

If they say no, then they're dumber than you even thought.

Idiot: Justin Bieber's the greatest singer ever!

Normal Human Being: Boi, are you dumb?! My CAT sings better than that bitch. Get a life, man.

Are you dumb? by It'sCakeAtStake March 19, 2019

peasents, why are you dressed for war? 

what Liu bei says at Chengdu in Dynasty Warriors 4. (The best game ever)

"Pesants, why are you dressed for war?" said Liu Bei right before you kick his ass

peasents, why are you dressed for war? by Andy March 17, 2004