Jack - “Can you believe my wife is into piss play? It’s disgusting!”
James - “Yea, just the other day I gave her a Texas Soirée.”
Jack - “A WHAT?!”
James - “Yea, just the other day I gave her a Texas Soirée.”
Jack - “A WHAT?!”
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by dksingh September 11, 2020
Get the Text-crave mug.A poetic description of a scene, photo, or painting laid out as a series of text messages, usually two. It is the modification of Ekphrastic poetry, which is a poem about a work of art.
Man, that textphratic verse Henry slaps onto his photos is sure punchy, to the point, and yes poetic, all at the same time.
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Person 1: “I’m about to pull a Texan Refill at the Burger King.”
Person 2: “Great! I should pull one too!”
Person 2: “Great! I should pull one too!”
by private_johnie February 11, 2022
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I’m not sure this girl digs me, she doesn’t respond to my good morning texts
Dude, maybe she’s just a textist
Dude, maybe she’s just a textist
by grayhat September 3, 2022
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These messages can cause confusion by causing dozens of people to think that someone wants to hold an actual conversation with them, when in fact the sender of the message was simply lonely, amused, drunk, or all three.
These messages can cause confusion by causing dozens of people to think that someone wants to hold an actual conversation with them, when in fact the sender of the message was simply lonely, amused, drunk, or all three.
Alice: Carol just texted me, 'Why the hell can't people in Atlanta use their turn signals?' How the hell should I know? I *do* use my turn signal!
Bob: Relax. It was a rhetorical textion. She sent it to me, too.
Bob: Relax. It was a rhetorical textion. She sent it to me, too.
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