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wash me and send for a priest

An expression of disgust or annoyance generally at the wanton stupidity or crassness of another, a facetious request for the Last Rites, indicating one has thrown his or her hand in, and given up altogether.
'The stupid bastard forgot he should be at work today? Wash me and send for a priest!'
by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007
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fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021
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Primal Male

Naturist Movement in the early 1970's. Very close to the belief that we are animals, embrace it, but since the Human animal can think, make decisions, and control-these facts hold the Human more accountable to the Creator.

Sexually, the Male follows the laws of nature and will wait for the invite by the female. This movement was very monogomous! Family-wise, they tend to pack and will care for eachother's children when need be. The Females are rather strong willed, and the Male altho respected by the females, hold the place of defender/sire/lover/and father. Noticible in this Naturistic movement is the Male's enjoyment of the young, and not only his own. Children hold the highest place in the social stucture and their development, physically and emotionslly is paramont.

The Move died out for most the part with the onslaught of 1970-80 "ME" generational ideology. Altho there are pockets of this little known Naturistic group, the fashion-set "Nudist" movement has overwhelmed this tradional-Nature based Naked Society group.
Primal males ar not Nudists, they are Naturists.
by Primal Male October 10, 2008
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amazon prime and wine

Similar to netflix and chill but more sophisticated. You invite a girl over to "wine and prime" if you consider her to be girlfriend material.
Yo Jessica is definitely an Amazon prime and wine kina girl. She goes to the gym, AND has a good job.
by Rykdaddy November 25, 2015
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Shadow Priest

A spec and class in the WORLD OF WARCRAFT (win) that if you roll it, you will end up regretting. This is pretty much because every patch it is gimped more, and pretty much in the end ends up being the worst class in the game. In 1v1 situations it pretty much gets raped by everyone, yet some people have the nerve to call shadow priests overpowered, and cry about them all the time. Roll 1, you will regret it--most likely... Also known as a PvP tank.
1. He rolled a shadow priest lolololololol.
2. Look, a shadow priest, lets rape it.
3. Lol, he died faster than a shadow priest.
4. Lol, he dps' less than a shadow priest.
by Gul'dan Spriest December 9, 2008
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Optimum Prime

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003
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Sacrifice to the Primal Gods

When eight or more black men hung like horse's with testicles as large as potato's(Also known as Them) capture, strip, violate, rape, then mutilate the body of a Female girl from ages 15 to 85 by beating them to death with there freakishly long horse penis' while they die of internal hemoraging. Then they proceed to empty the semen from there ball bags onto the once living corpse and burn the milky gooey body as they dance and praise the horse penis gods.
Wow that girl was once living until "THEM" decided her time to be ritualized had come. She was Sacrifice to the Primal Gods.
by MRagnorts June 10, 2009
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