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wall-mounted

Wall-mounted; getting so fucked up you become a vegetable.
"Get off the wall jack you Wall-mounted fuck"
by Phonik July 10, 2016
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Mont

"Mont" literally meaning "mountain" in Latin and "Mount" in French, was also a name used by groups strongly believing in human progress. It can be used as short for the Montagnards ("Mountaineers") group from 18th Century France. They believe civilization is "climbing" or "ascending" to a superior future.
Forever, we follow in the ways of Mont.
by Arnie Frankenfurter May 27, 2016
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montano

A man with integrity and respect. Someone who asks for nothing, but takes everything. Strong as a mountain.
That spartan was as tough as a montano!
by MateoMontano February 22, 2017
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montana sex

When a man inserts his penis into a fish and then inserts the fish into a female's vagina. It often occurs near a mountain lake in the wilderness of the Rocky Mountains. The first occurrence happened in the fall of 1984 by some students of Montana State University but since then it has been known to happen many more times.
I had montana sex with a golden trout and my brother's wife last night. I hope my brother never finds out because he will kill me.
by MontanaLegacy1984 October 19, 2019
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80's cleaning montage

cleaning up a mess in extremely fast motion while music is playing, made popular by 80's sitcoms
Person 1: Uhh, this is going to take forever to clean!

Person 2: Not if we use an 80's cleaning montage. Lets go!
by Mike Hunt543 January 12, 2009
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monta vista

a special place where there are plenty of chiggers and wiggers but no plain niggers.
i went to watch a basketball game at monta vista and the whole team was asian instead of black.
by montavistan January 29, 2005
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Mountain Goating

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.
Stevey and Frank went mountain goating to win over the Russian whores heart.
by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017
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