2 definitions by montavistan

rice shuttle

an old, piece of shit minivan usually driven by an Asian. commonly a Toyota Previa or some other ugly ass minivan.

guy 1: wow look at that rice shuttle. It's engine is loud as hell but its only going 5 miles per hour.
guy 2: yeah my wang is worth more than that car.

by montavistan January 30, 2005

monta vista

a special place where there are plenty of chiggers and wiggers but no plain niggers.

i went to watch a basketball game at monta vista and the whole team was asian instead of black.

by montavistan January 30, 2005