monta vista

a special place where there are plenty of chiggers and wiggers but no plain niggers.

i went to watch a basketball game at monta vista and the whole team was asian instead of black.

by montavistan January 29, 2005

rice shuttle

an old, piece of shit minivan usually driven by an Asian. commonly a Toyota Previa or some other ugly ass minivan.

guy 1: wow look at that rice shuttle. It's engine is loud as hell but its only going 5 miles per hour.
guy 2: yeah my wang is worth more than that car.

by montavistan January 29, 2005