Hot Mess

a derogatory term describing a situation, behavior, appearance, etc. that is disastrously bad. Think "faux pas" but times ten. Possible origin is literal (think, steaming dogpile).

"She got up on stage and tried to sing Beyonce's "Dangerously In Love" but her performance was a hot mess."

"Girl came in to school this morning looking a hot mess, her hair all jacked up and slouchin' in house shoes."

by nikflorida February 26, 2007

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messy

To be completely and utterly inebriated beyond belief.

Person #1: Dude, you were so messy last night.
Person #2: Like, messier than Jordyn Greason?
Person #1: No, noone has ever been such a mess as she.

by manyperson August 7, 2009

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Sext Messaging

IM or texting with sexual content.

Sext messaging:

Chief J: "I'm going to rip into you like a chain saw."

or

D1: "I need you to come over and play doctor. I need a full pelvic exam."

by Pledge J January 4, 2009

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hot mess

When someone's life is a mess but they are still super hot.

Britney Spears is a Hot Mess.

by Gina Lola September 11, 2007

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Mesmerize

To hold your beer with 2 hands and drop it shattering to the floor from staring at a cute country boy.

Im sorry for the broken glass, I was mesmerized by him, can I have another....for free (buuurp)?

by GennaTalia August 25, 2013

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P M Mess

When a woman grows totally apathetic towards her appearance because of the infinite frustration she feels during her period.

Oh my! It must be Rhonda's time of the month. She's a big P M Mess today.

by OatmealJohnny April 6, 2011

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Away Message Battel!

An AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!! occurs when you Instant Message someone while your away message is up, and in turn, get their away message - spawning two battling rapid-fire style auto-responses. Your screen scrolls really fast, your heart races; and in the heat of the moment, you yell it loud: "AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!"

Mrwhale Jr (12:10:00): I'm drawing a giant taco

Auto response from Shower Tim (12:10:01): I'M NOT HERE!!

Auto response from Mrwhale Jr (12:10:02): Free Eyeball Washes!

Mrwhale Jr: (12:10:08): AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!!!

by Mr Whale Jr. May 15, 2006

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