Loser Date

A loser date is what happens when you try to organize a group event, with lots of people. The hype is there for the week or so building up, everyone is keen. The day finally rolls around but no one ends up coming apart from two people, those two who actually turn up are therefore on a loser date.

You know how I was totally excited about the 'drunk croquet'event everyone from work was going to this Friday?

Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.

by AliveBrain September 8, 2016

loser cookie

When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!

"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"

by Cookie_m0nster May 13, 2016

loser boob

An insult used when you can't think of any other. Also see; penis face

That dude is such a loser boob!

by LishiFishy January 8, 2017

loser drive by

When the loser in a street drag race speeds past the winner in an attempt to prove his/her skill

Dude you just beat that guy. Here comes the loser drive by

by Sid-the_sloth!!!!1!!1 April 8, 2017

loser

my loser
a way to proclaim someone as a possesion, in a good way

"cold is a loser, but my loser"
"cold the loser"

by coolazian April 14, 2017

LoserLoser

A person who is such a loser, that "loser" does not properly describe how loser-like they are. They are a double loser... a loserloser.

Sarah is such a loserloser.

by LOTRoom April 19, 2017

loser

From now on: a terrorist

Donald Trump: "I won’t call them monsters, because they would like that term. They would think that’s a great name. I will call them, from now on, losers. They’re losers."

by dankurkunde May 23, 2017