A double loser is the ultimate insult, it is twice a loser, if you are called this you should commit suicide
by Shifter October 24, 2004
A double loser, once coupled with numerous quotes from the infamous Shifter, can break down even the strongest of men and drive them to their own death. A common misconception is that once these words are uttered, the receiver of this insult is instantly killed. This is not far from the truth, but only Shifter can deliver that instantaneous death that many fear.
Non-Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: Hurtful, yet ineffective.
Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: *Heart Explodes*
Person: Hurtful, yet ineffective.
Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: *Heart Explodes*
by Gordon Freeman February 9, 2005
A 'Super Loser Double Feature' is going to see two or more movies in one evening by yourself. Said person is alone by choice, unavailability of real/imaginary friends or hatred of other humans. Kiosks are used to purchase tickets so same ticket counter does not see said person twice. Antisocial behavior maybe exhibited if noisy family or seat kickers sit to close. In some situations said person will go to multiple theaters to completely avoid being identified as a double dipper.
Last Saturday Jason had a rare Super Loser Double Feature night at the movies after none of his 'friends' called him back.
by realtalljason July 3, 2011