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gump

a tall very noticeably uncoordinated person that tends to trip over inanimate objects such as benches, cracks in the sidewalk, balls, and even their own feet.
Wow look at ellen shes a gump.
by Libby Str December 9, 2008
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gimpy

to insert long wooden objects up your anus or vagina
-my dad is going to kill me when he sees my report card
-you mean he'll gimpy you
-shut up!
by stan458741 October 13, 2007
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Gumby

1. Random insignificant character who usually dies after their short fifteen minutes of obscurity

2. Green clay figure in a spiffy clay cartoon who stars with the ALMIGHTY SPIFFY BLOCKHEADS who will take over the world!!
1. There's lots of Gumbys in Gundam Wing, which incidentally has nothing to do with clay.
2. Don't step on Gumby.
by miso November 27, 2003
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gump

The clotty residue laying listless at the bottom of the toliet bowl after a menstrating woman uses it. Period clots that sink straight to the bottom of the bowl.
La Ricketta gumped in the toliet and didn't flush, to exert her dominance in an all male household.
by MissBloodySunshine September 19, 2009
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Gump

1.) Someone gigantic and hairy
2.) Someone who spends most of their time alone
3.) Someone who can't get any girls
4.) Someone who tries to act cool even though their not
5.) Someone who watches too much TV
6.) Someone who will be a virgin forever
"Did you see Tyler today...WOW he's such a gump!!"
by L*M*A July 30, 2005
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The Gump

In this case, it would be a DIFFERENT kind of gump. Not the tall, lanky kind.

This quadrupedal gump is quite large and stocky, and often a pale, creamy color, with a peach-colored streak down its back. The gump is called so because of the sound it often makes.

Gumps are rather fond of eating, and are prone to being attacked by poodles and weasels. Gumps take up large amounts of space and often get in your way.
The gump walked down the hall and collapsed with a loud "GUMP", blocking the way.
by AmberAlmighty January 24, 2005
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Forrest Gump

an obvious mis-spelling of a type of australian tree known as the forrest gum
tree dude 1- hey look at that forrest gump
tree dude 2- you mean forrest GUM??
tree dude 1- of course
frustrated metalhead- GAAAAAARGH
by Sonic Death September 6, 2003
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