Alex

a micropenis

you have an Alex

by akivasnshne July 31, 2019

Alex

The youngest of Kneisler boys. An ubsurd jackass. Rude. Unrespectable. Confusing. Selfcenterd. Repetitious. Headstrong. Terd.

Did you hear what Kevin's cousin did?
What? Did he pull an Alex Kneisler?
He IS Alex Kneisler!
Asshole!

by Someone Speical <3 January 04, 2012

Alex

Retarted mexican

Alex is a stupid nigger.

by Qwetgcfuhffygcxtu March 14, 2017

Alex

At first Alex seems sweet , innocent and sexy but later on he removes his streak with you and leaves you on read. He breaks your heart in the worst way possible and all you want to do is forget about him. But you just can’t cause you find him irresistible.

Never fall for a Alex

by Heartbroken1010 December 07, 2017

Alex

A douche who is single for the rest of his life, with a small GPA and a small dick.

Alex was jealous of Michael because Michael got a wife and had a bigger dick.

by Twofacedomen March 18, 2017

Alex

A tall guy, barely has hair, small lips,& mostly a lifeguard, that attracts girls from ages 1O, and further on. Usually has big ears, and never talks or talks quietly. Kinda sexy.

God that Alex kid is Alexy.

by Fuckingbull June 04, 2011

Alex

noun:A guy who enjoys making girls jealous. A total Tease and above all the most amazing guy I have ever met.

he will make you laugh and make u cry and seems to know when to take advantage of you.

1.I dumped him cause hes a alex.

2.Alex is a total mf.

3.I think I'll give in to Alex's games

by Miss Bipolar June 17, 2011